ohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshOKAY. I just spent a few hours of my morning watching John Tucker Must Die, & I must say that I still quite love that movie.

So,

I got some crazy idea for a story. Mmkay. I know that someone, somewhere, has probably already written a story for that movie, or something. But okay. I wanna do this, so it'll get outta my fawking HEAD.

Rated T for sexual content & swearing.

Summary (just pray that I won't change this in the near future): Being the invisible new girl is very easy. But when these three girls, who indeed are NOT invisible, want to include you in their evil scheme to destroy Uchiha Itachi, a hottie McHottie, life suddenly takes a complicated turn. Especially when you kinda-sorta just might like his cute-yet-not-so-popular little brother.

NOTE THIS, MY DEAR FRIENDS: You know, I HAVE to change the PLOT just a LITTLE bit, to be able to fit the characters, and all that shebang. SOOOOOO, don't like, review my ass off, telling me that "THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE STORY, AMOUR-SAMA!" Pfft. I'm just playin'. About the whole, "AMOUR-SAMA" thing. :D

Pairings: SasuSaku.might look like ItaSaku in the beginning & minor ItaIno, ItaTen, & ItaHina. Minor OOC.

Disclaimer-No-Jutsu: Me. No. Own. NARUTO. & Me. No. Own. John Tucker Must Die.

Chapter 1: Oh, The Irony!

My name is Haruno Sakura.

(weird) Pink hair and (not-so-normal) emerald green eyes. Oh, and not to mention my large forehead. I really, REALLY hate it. So much, in fact, that I brush and fix my hair in a certain way that hides my forehead and my eyes behind pink bangs.

Don't worry, I can still see.

I'm not exactly ugly, but I'm not exactly that sexy porn star you wanna bang.

I've been moving from town to town, due to my mom's dating problems.

Don't get me wrong, I love my mommy! It's just that all her suitors are Jerks. With a capital J. Since I can't exactly remember all their names, I just call them Max.

Max. Typical dog name, right? Exactly. They act like dogs, and they run away and get lost forever too! Perfect name, in my opinion.

Now, onto my mom. Let's see…an easy way to describe her…

Let's just say that the song, Stacy's Mom, is a perfect way to describe her.

There. End of story.

My invisibility at this new school of mine is more than I can ask for. I'd rather be invisible, instead of being Miss Promiscuous, aka Yamanaka Ino. She's the type to probably say, 'If you got it, flaunt it' and probably does say it in her head all the time.

The typical long blonde hair and big blue eyes type of girl. Not to mention the head cheerleader. Oh, and she's a junior, just like me.

Ino \ee • noh\ verb: to flaunt in every way possible, to be detested yet admired by many females. To be labeled as a slut.

But, I DO wish I were more like The Smart Cutie, aka Hyuuga Hinata. She's very smart (which I am not, but I'm…special!) and she's also, as the name says, cute!

She's got dark hair which is tinted kind of violet-blue, and big pearl-white eyes. Very unique indeed. Ah, top of the class smartie, active in many school activities, and extra curricular, and a junior, like moi.

Hinata \hee • nah • tah\ verb: to be the smartest girl known in class, to be shy and very cute.

Mm. One girl I…admire is The Weapon Fetish-er, aka Tenten. Just Tenten. She's got great self-confidence; I REALLY need that; very badly. I envy her, very much so. She's got the walk, & got the talk.

She's got brown hair and brown eyes; she often wears her hair in Chinese buns, but some days it's down; all the way down to her mid-back. Kinda like mine. She's a senior.

Tenten \ten • ten\ verb: To be confident in every way possible, no flaws in what you do whatsoever, and to have a love and obsession for sharp objects.

Speaking of those girls, I totally saw them on a date with THE Uchiha Itachi, at the café I waitress at. It's actually called, The Café.

Very original.

Ah. Uchiha Itachi. He's like, a GOD. He's gorgeous, with long, raven hair, which is tinted with hints of crimson that's pulled back into a low ponytail, beautiful mesmerizing onyx-crimson eyes, perfect jaw line, broad chest and shoulders, and two strange lines on either side of his eyes, going downwards down his cheeks. They're weird, yet the look works on him.

So basically, he's Mr. Tall, Dark, & Handsome. Along with being a senior, and the school's basketball captain.

Itachi \ih • tah • chee\ verb: to have the power to deceive, to be able to bend minds and make them obey to your every will, to be able to make the female species melt with one glance and lust after oneself.

So anyway, I was at work, doing my job, when I saw HIM, sitting at a two person table.

"Sakura, can you please go take Mr. Hottie's order over there?" I turned my head and saw Temari, another waitress, smirking at me.

Realizing what she had said, I naturally panicked. "Bu-but I can't! He-he-he-!!" I made weird hand motions, flailing my arms around and hyperventilating. She just raised a brow at me shook her head, as if she were amused.

How dare she be amused at my anxiety!

"You can do it. Besides, I'm going on my break. Ja!" With that said, she walked out from behind the counter, and sauntered towards the door in that confident, beautiful way that I wish I could do.

Breathing deeply, I walked over to Itachi, note-pad and pen in hand. He looked up at me, blank expression and all. Gorgeous blank expression, might I add.

"Uh…H-Hi! May I…t-ta--….Order?!" I manage to jumble out; and let me mention to you that I yelled that last part out.

He looked at me strangely, but I saw that he was amused. He opened his mouth to speak. "I'm not ready to order. My apologies."

Did I mention that he has a velvety smooth, deep voice?

I think I almost melted right then and there!

"Nnhn…Ah!" I jumbled out again, nodding my head quickly, with a shy smile on my face. I curtsied before I made my departure. He looked at me strangely, before letting out a deep, amused chuckle.

I blushed crimson. I think I just CURSTIED! Who the hell does that? Nobody, that's for sure! I just totally embarrassed myself in front of the Sex God.

I quickly scurried off behind the counter and hid my face in my hands.

"Um, excuse me?" My ears perked up when I heard ANOTHER deep and smooth voice behind me. Damn! I was too engrossed in my embarrassment that I didn't notice another customer right behind me!

Am I the only waitress at work right now?! Where are my goddamn co-workers when I need them!

Straightening my back, I slowly put my hands back down to my sides and turned to face the customer sitting at the stools in front of the counter.

Oh. He was cute. But he could NEVER compare to Ita-- wait. He actually COULD compare to Itachi! They kind of looked alike, with the dark raven hair (except this guy's was spiked up in the back, like a chicken's ass, and his hair was tinted with blue) and the dark mesmerizing eyes.

I smiled brightly at him. "Yes?" I asked, pulling out my handy dandy note-pad and pen. He leaned over the counter and looked up at the ceiling, as if deep in thought.

"Yeah, I want an order of black coffee." He stated, looking back at me. I nodded and wrote the order down, remembering that I still needed to get Itachi's order.

"Will that be all, sir?" I asked, looking back up to the guy. He shook his head and I nodded, deciding to walk back to Itachi's table, only to see Ino sitting there with him.

as I stopped a few feet away from their table, I could feel someone's gaze on my back, so I turned my head to see that Black Coffee guy watching me from over his shoulder, with ear buds on. I blushed as he quickly pretended as if he was never looking at me, and I resumed trying to find a way to approach the Sex God and his 'Goddess'.

"Hey baby." She cooed, smiling sweetly as he helped her sit down. "Hello gorgeous." He greeted with a charming smile, as he sat himself down. She giggled and picked up her menu.

I took a deep breath and smiled at the two slightly. They didn't even look at me.

How rude!

Itachi politely took her menu, as she looked at him with a raised brow, and he held both menus and ordered, not even sparing me a glance, seeing as he was too busy smirking at his date.

"Two salads as appetizers, and chicken for her, lobster for me as the main meal." He said smoothly as Ino had an approving look on her face. I was about to ask for their drinks, but he seems to have mind reading powers.

"Water for the both of us." His smooth voice yet again spoke. I wrote everything down and tried to get a word in to them, but they were too busy making out.

Making out! In public! No one wants to see that, especially when they're (oh my God, is that a tongue?!) eating! Blushing madly while gaping, I quickly scurried back over to the counter, earning me a raised brow from the Black Coffee guy. I just turned to gape at him instead, but quickly shook my head.

"Ehehe..I...I'll get your coffee!" I quickly promised, quickly turning my back to start up the coffee.

About an hour later, the Black Coffee guy was still here, and onto his third cup of coffee, might I add. And, I looked over to Itachi, seeing Ino gone and now ANOTHER girl was there in her place!

What the hell?

I must have had a weird look on my face since I saw the Black Coffee guy smirking at me out of the corner of my eye.

Anyway, back to the other girl. Oh, it was Hinata! The cutie! They weren't, to my eyes' relief, snogging. They looked more like they were having a very deep, intelligent conversation.

That doesn't surprise me. I forgot to mention that Itachi is a smartie-pants as well! He's the very epitome of smartness.

More like genius. And oh my gosh, I just realized that he's on a date with one of his own buddy's cousins!

Hyuuga Neji. Another smarty-pants. He's fairly attractive, and also on the basketball team. Ah, also a senior!

Anyway, I watched those two, disgusted to my very mind at the fact that he has the gall to date another girl, RIGHT AFTER just snogging another girl just a few minutes ago!

Damn men. He must be their god, or something.

Suddenly, I had the urge to gag. H-H-H-Hinata was (shyly, might I add) kissing Itachi! I thought she was too shy! I wonder if she can taste Ino in his mouth, I mean seriously now, they practically had each other's tongues down their throats!

Ah, what has the world come to?

I looked away, too disgusted with the Jerk-Ass, aka Itachi.

By the way, Black Coffee guy's STILL here.

You know…he's actually very cute…especially with his bangs in his eyes, and the way he just blew them out of his face, just to have them fall right back where they were.

He's reading a book, so that must mean he's smart too. I wonder what he's been doing here…

An hour later, Hinata had left, and guess who's here?

Tenten!

Look at her, walking in with all her confidence. I sighed, envious.

So, now they're talking. I counted to three in my head.

AH! There it is. The long (sarcasm, my friend) awaited snogging is now taking action. Scoffing, I looked away again.

After their date, aka Date Number 3, Tenten left, and Itachi stood up and stared over at the counter, towards me.

Whoa, is he looking at me?

As he walked closer and closer, my heart was beating faster and faster.

He walked over towards Black Coffee Guy instead, and tapped his shoulder. Do they know each other?!

Black Coffee Guy pulled out his ear buds, placed down his book and glanced over his shoulder.

"Finally done?" He asked, raising a brow.

Itachi smirked at him and nodded. "Come on, we should get home."

Black Coffee Guy rolled his eyes. "If your car wasn't fucked up I wouldn't have had to stay here waiting for you so I could drive you home, asshole." He grumbled, rolling his eyes.

Itachi smirked again, and glanced towards me, which resulted in some good ol' blushing.

"Don't be such a dick. You had such a cute waitress right in front of you, ototou." My eyes widened in realization to his compliment AND to what he called Black Coffee Guy, who's name will now change to Uchiha Number 2.

Okay, just let me inwardly squeal in great joy.

Oh Kami-sama he called me cute! CUTE! He looked over at me, WITH HIS EYES, smiled charmingly, WITH HIS MOUTH, and called me CUTE! The Jerk-Ass called me cute!

I blushed beet red, watching as Uchiha Number 2's cheeks turned pink almost unnoticeably as he scratched the back of his head and looked elsewhere.

He mumbled something incoherent and abruptly stood up, grabbing his book and shoving it in his black beat up book bag, and roughly threw it over his shoulders.

"Let's go Itachi." He muttered, cheeks still pink, and swiftly glanced at me quickly before walking towards the exit.

As I got a look at his clothing (and blushed even more as he looked at me), I noticed that he looked to be on the skater-punkish-rocker side.

Navy blue stylishly ragged t-shirt, black baggy jeans, ripped and a few holes with a few chains hanging off, and black DC's.

He was still very cute.

I looked back over to Itachi, who was now smiling quite charmingly at me. "Well, thank you for your service, Miss Sakura." The way he said my name (How'd he know my name?! Wait, I'm wearing a name tag…) sounded so suggestive and seductive. Okay, that earned another blush. Seemingly satisfied that he managed to woo me, he turned his head and called, "Wait up, Sasuke!" Before walking towards Uchiha Number-- (Oh wait, his name's Sasuke! What a cute name) Sasuke, who was standing by the door with an agitated look on his face.

As they walked out, I heard Itachi mutter to Sasuke in a taunting way, "Her name's Sakura," Causing me to blush, yet again. This is getting annoying.

As I cleaned up around the counter area, Temari (who came back a few hours ago) helping as well, I continued to think about those two Uchiha. They must have been brothers.

I groaned miserably.

I'm either crushing on the Jerk-Ass or the Quiet-Cutie. (Sasuke's new nickname)

Which means that if I let this secret out, then the whole female populating will be after me, meaning that I will no longer be invisible.

And that is not good.

Or...is it?

How was that, Bitches?! Aha, sorry. Yes, I DID change a few things in the movie. So, don't get pissed. Sorry.

Now, Go, criticize me in a review!

:D