Oblivious, Blind

Warnings: This contains shounen ai, RanKen shounen ai. Notes: Told from Yoji's point of view, sap, fluff, clueless bishounen. Disclaimer: Yeah, I own 'em. Ken, and Farf, and Schu, and Brad, and Nagi, and Aya, and-well, you get the idea, I own them. That really explaains why I'm writing a FANfiction. Why are you reading this anyway? It's not like you don't know they aren't mine.

They're oblivious, blind, the both of them. It's obivius they love each other, so why won't they just come out and say it? I can't stand to see two people who love each other suffer because they can't admit it. I did confront Ken about it, he just blushed and said I was imaging things. As if KenKen. I didn't speak to Ran, he'd just 'SHINE' me and draw the trusty katana.

I'm pretty positive that everyone knows except them. One of the fangirls even asked me about it. What was her name? Danielle I think. Some American name, oh well. I just smiled at her and told her everyone thought that, minus Ran and Ken, naturally.

I think it's because of Ken that that Sakura chick finally backed off. God, she was annoying. Talk about a migrane. I went through a bottle of asprin every week. How did he put up with her?

Back to Ken and Ran. He's staring again. I never have to look for Ran, I just follow Ken's stare, it always leads back to the same person. Ran. You'd think he'd eventaully work up the guts to go over and just kiss the guy, but not KenKen. He's clumsy, brash, bold, outgoing, and you wouldn't think it, but incrediably shy. At least, around Ran. If the icycle just says something Ken blushes and stammers and drops something.

When will they learn? They really need to hook up. Manx just glanced at them and then at me, giving me a look that said they really need to get together. We're in the mission room. Omi's on the computer, I'm in a chair, and Ran's sitting on the couch, with Ken leaning against his side.

Ran's perusing over a folder containing details on our next mission, Ken's resting his head on Ran's shoulder. Ran has his hand gently running through Ken's hair while Ken is pretending to be reading the folder's contents over Ran's shoulder, he's not. He's using it as an excuse to look at Ran.

"So, KenKen, will it be a difficult mission?" He casts me a glare that almost matches Ran's. He is definetly needs to get out more if he can copy Ran's glare.

I shake my head and go back to staring at nothing. I hear a thump and a whimper and everyone jerks their heads at the same time. Everyone except Ran and Ken, who are currently engaged in a passionate kiss, Ken pinned to the couch by the hands Ran has on his chest.

Do they even know we're here? I walk over and pluck the folder from the floor, reordering it's strewn papers. "Let's go to the kitchen and leave them alone." Omi and Manx nod and we exit, closing the door.

"Oh God! RAN! Where did you learn to do that with your ton-ahh, yes, THERE!" Looks like I won't be going down there for a while.

"Uhh, guys. My purse is down there." I gave Manx a look.

"Do you really need it, Manx-kun?"

"Yes."

"RAN! Yes, oh God, YES!"

"Auctually, no. It's not that important."

"So I thought." I'll let them have their fun, but I'm making them clean up once they're done.

Owari

V: Poor Ran and Ken. Yoji: Poor Ran and Ken! I'm the one who hasn't gotten my beauty sleep in a month. V: You wanted them to get together. Yoji: Shut up.