I act like I can't see you

When your walkin' through the hall

I plug my nose and breath real deep

'Cause you reek like stinky feet

You don't have to reek like that

I guess you're hygiene's low

If you raise your arm in class

People duck down low

So try and take a shower

And try to wash your pits

Sometimes, it's so hard to smell

When you are passin' by

There might never be a sign

No flashing neon light

Telling you to make your move

Or when the time is right, so....

CHORUS

Why not

Take a freakin bath

Why not (Why not)

Use some freakin soap

If you lose deodorant

You may lose a friend

So why not

Why not

You always smell like BO

When we wished you smelt like arrid

Instead of listening to your mom

You do just what you want

You keep waiting where you are

For what you'll never know

Just walk in to the gym shower

Please go baby go

CHORUS Why not

Take a freaking bath

Why not (Why not)

Use some freaking soap

If you lose deodorant

You may lose a friend

So why not

Why not

B.O

Arrid is the one for you

Oh, yeah

Maybe yes,

still a yes

B.O

It could be the thing to do

What I'm sayin' is

You gotta let me know

You'll never get to heaven, they'll never let you in

If you don't believe there's a way

Why not

Take a soap bar off the shelf

Why not

Spread your arms and scrub

Oh-It might take a little

Wait, it might take a lot

But...why not

Why not

CHORUS Why not

Take a freaking bath

Why not (Why not)

Use some freaking soap

If you lose deodorant

You may lose a friend

So why not

Why not

*Note: Arrid is a mens' deodorant