Norad: A Nucle-AL Miss-AL.
Intro: Tool Time credits and music played over an establishing still shot of Norad.
Cut to Heidi.
Heidi: Hey everybody, DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!!!
Everybody: ITÕS TOOL TIME!!
Cut to Tim and Al standing next to Commander Sam, the ruler of Norad.
Tim: ÒHello everyone, we have a very special episode today, we are at the epitome of American Power, OH OH OH! Norad! You might even say NOH OH OH OH rad, right Al?
AL: I donÕt think so Tim.
Tim: Well, Anyway, I would like to introduce a very special man to everybody right now, Commander Sam, he is the ruler of Norad.
Commander Sam: Thank you Tim, Al itÕs a pleasure to meet you.
Al: I am honored by your pleasure, Commander Sam.
Tim has his back turned to Al and Commander Sam, and he makes a real sassy face in a mocking manner.
Tim: Are you ladies ready to get on with the show?
Al: The only lady I see is you.
Audience: OOOOOOOH!!! ULTIMATE DISS!!!!!!!!!
Cut to Al, Commander Sam, and Tim in a control room.
Tim: Commander Sam, do you want to tell us about this room?
Commander Sam: Why certainly Tim. This room is the control room for all of our I.C.B.MÕs that we have pointed at Osama Bin Laden.
Tim: You mean, Osama Stink Bama???!! UUUUUUUUUHHHH?
Commander Sam and Al: I donÕt think so Tim.
Tim: Al, why donÕt you go into the main missile bay and tie yourself to the missile, you know for like a joke.
Al: Okay Tim, but no funny stuff alright? do you remember what happened at the Space Station?
Tim: Yeah, I know, donÕt worry, no funny stuff.
Tim: Alright Al, you ready?
Al: Yes, Tim IÕm ready.
Tim: Good, uh, Commander Sam, which of these buttons is the launch button?
Commander Sam: ItÕs this red button right here.
Commander Sam points to a large red button on the control panel.
Tim: Is this button the holder of the POWER that I require??? OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!!
Tim presses the button that launches the missile with Al strapped to it.
Commander Sam: You fool, youÕve started World War III with Russia!!! YouÕve also murdered Al!!!
Tim: ThatÕs what I call an Intercontinental Ballistic Miss-AL!!
End theme: Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah be be be- UHHHHHHHHHH?
Intro: Tool Time credits and music played over an establishing still shot of Norad.
Cut to Heidi.
Heidi: Hey everybody, DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!!!
Everybody: ITÕS TOOL TIME!!
Cut to Tim and Al standing next to Commander Sam, the ruler of Norad.
Tim: ÒHello everyone, we have a very special episode today, we are at the epitome of American Power, OH OH OH! Norad! You might even say NOH OH OH OH rad, right Al?
AL: I donÕt think so Tim.
Tim: Well, Anyway, I would like to introduce a very special man to everybody right now, Commander Sam, he is the ruler of Norad.
Commander Sam: Thank you Tim, Al itÕs a pleasure to meet you.
Al: I am honored by your pleasure, Commander Sam.
Tim has his back turned to Al and Commander Sam, and he makes a real sassy face in a mocking manner.
Tim: Are you ladies ready to get on with the show?
Al: The only lady I see is you.
Audience: OOOOOOOH!!! ULTIMATE DISS!!!!!!!!!
Cut to Al, Commander Sam, and Tim in a control room.
Tim: Commander Sam, do you want to tell us about this room?
Commander Sam: Why certainly Tim. This room is the control room for all of our I.C.B.MÕs that we have pointed at Osama Bin Laden.
Tim: You mean, Osama Stink Bama???!! UUUUUUUUUHHHH?
Commander Sam and Al: I donÕt think so Tim.
Tim: Al, why donÕt you go into the main missile bay and tie yourself to the missile, you know for like a joke.
Al: Okay Tim, but no funny stuff alright? do you remember what happened at the Space Station?
Tim: Yeah, I know, donÕt worry, no funny stuff.
Tim: Alright Al, you ready?
Al: Yes, Tim IÕm ready.
Tim: Good, uh, Commander Sam, which of these buttons is the launch button?
Commander Sam: ItÕs this red button right here.
Commander Sam points to a large red button on the control panel.
Tim: Is this button the holder of the POWER that I require??? OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!!
Tim presses the button that launches the missile with Al strapped to it.
Commander Sam: You fool, youÕve started World War III with Russia!!! YouÕve also murdered Al!!!
Tim: ThatÕs what I call an Intercontinental Ballistic Miss-AL!!
End theme: Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah be be be- UHHHHHHHHHH?