A Night at the Saloon As Wolfwood and Vash lye in there hotel room Vash says, "Hey Wolfy pal lets open another bottle" "Vash I don't think I could drink another bottle." Wolfwood says to Vash in a soft low voice. "Oh don't be scared its.Ugh!" says Vash running to the bathroom, as Vash reaches the toilet Wolfwood hears a sound that sounded like wet chunky soup being splattered against the floor followed be "Ugh oho it.. BLAH" says Vash puking up Wild Turkey and Salmon sandwiches. "Vash" Wolfwood mumbles "Are you all right?" No reply "Vash are you okay?" Then out of know where you here the loudest most disgusting fart in the world, and once the fart is over Vash says "I should be class F weapon damage, the F would stand for fart." Wolfwood then begins to laugh his ass off and the chair he sits on falls over and he falls down right on his back. Then Vash tries to work his way in the room. As he walks to Wolfwood he trips on that damn black cat. As the cat sits and meows Vash falls face first on Wolfwood. As he falls Wolfwood asks, "Vash is your gun in your pocket?" Vash's respond was "My gun is on the table." "Oh I thought so what then what's hard in your..OH MY GOD you horny little bastard!" "I wasn't thinking of you I was thinking of those babes at the bar, honestly who would find a priest attractive?" "Bastard, wait now I'm going to tell the sheriff that Vash the Stampede is here." As Wolfwood runs out Vash fellows while screaming "Please anything but that." The End