It was lunch break at Caduceus USA, and Victor Niguel and Tyler Chase decided to sit and have lunch together outside. Tyler had a small metallic lunch box covered in stickers of RENT and Grease, while Victor brought his super-exclusive Half-Life 2 lunch box to work that day. Why these two grown men were still using children's lunch boxes, no one knew for sure.
As Tyler took out the tuna fish sandwich he made, he happened to glanceup and notice nurse Leslie watching the two of them from behind the corner; for some reason, she also seemed to be blushing a bright pink. Nudging Victor in the side, Tyler leaned over and whispered, "Yo, dude; I think Leslie's checking you out!"
"No...she's looking at YOU, dude!" Victor quickly snapped nervously; even if Leslie really WAS looking at him, he couldn't allow himself to possibly be caught up in a relationship that would hinder his abilities to show off how much of a smartass he is.
"DON'T DENY IT; IT'S YOU SHE WANTS!" Tyler replied; he went out with Leslie once just to try it...and the trauma he went through was worse than the stuff in that game he once bought called 'Trauma Center'. So, neither guy wanted anything to do with the green-haired nurse, who seemed to have blushed even further now.
"She wants you, dude!"
"She wants YOU, dude!"
"DUDE!"
"DUDE!"
"DUDE!"
"DUDE!"
Suddenly, as Tyler and Victor were arguing, they saw Leslie was beginning to make her way towards them. Unable to do anything, the two men waited until Leslie was standing before them, which is when she asked, "Um...excuse me...Victor...Tyler...I...I need to ask you two something..." As she said this, she continued to blush and nervously tap two of her fingers together.
Tyler immediately came to the conclusion that Leslie was in love with BOTH of them, and was going to request they have threeway sex. 'Oh, shit!' the blond doctor thought, 'There's no way we're having threeway sex! If I have to look at Victor's...err...if I have to look at Victor's THING then I am definitely going to die! Oh god oh god oh god!'
Victor, meanwhile, was thinking something else. 'Hmm...Leslie...Leslie...Leslie...if you know better, go with Tyler; I cannot allow myself to be burdened by your attachments to me! Seriously...just back off! PLEASE DON'T SAY YOU LIKE ME!'
"Victor...Tyler...I'm really sorry, but...but...but could you two move to another table?" Leslie finally said.
Victor and Tyler both stared at her for a moment, blinking in confusion.
"...What? Why the hell do we have to move?"
Leslie blushed and was about to reply when a voice from behind the two men exclaimed, "Because...she wants to talk to me..."
Spinning around, Tyler and Victor saw Heather Ross sitting on the other side of the table, smirking at them. "So...I've noticed you've been watching me for a while...Leslie..." Heather said in a seductive tone.
Leslie nodded back at the other woman and replied, "Yes...I've...I've really fallen for you..."
Completely speechless, Tyler and Victor got up from their seats and walked off to another table, taking their lunch boxes with them. Takng one last look at Leslie and Heather as they begun to flirt with one another, they both cried in unison:
"DUDE!"