Some things you can feel coming. You don't fall in love because you fall in love; you fall in love because of the need, desperate, to fall in love. When you feel that need, you have to watch your step; like having drunk a philter, the kind that makes you fall in love with the first thing you meet. It could be a duck-billed platypus.


- Umberto Eco

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Nightlife

somebrokenhearts

"Hey Sakura-chan, are you sure you want another drink?" Naruto asked his friend tentatively.

Sakura was, at the moment, disgracing her title as chief medical ANBU. She was on her knees on top of the bar stool in one of Konoha's many nightclubs, shouting incoherent words into the room of palpating bodies swaying to the music.

"NAW NAARUUUUTOOO. I…AJOIWJGIOW…I FIIINNNEE!!"

She giggled maniacally and took another swig of her drink while still dancing to the music on her stool.

"Sakura-chan!! Sit down!!" Naruto, still sober, tried to pull his poor, drunken friend down onto her seat by pushing down on her shoulders.

Sakura laughed heartily as Naruto tried unsuccessfully to push her down.

"YAHW KNOOWW NAAARRUUTOO. IFF YOU WANNNA DANCE WITF MEE YOU COULDZA TOWD ME!"

Naruto's eyes widened in horror.

And with a harsh pull on his arm that only one with super strength like Sakura could muster, he found himself dragged onto the dance floor.

Sakura was swaying to the music with great fervor, but when she stumbled over on her four inch heals, Naruto decided that enough was enough.

"SAKURA-CHAN!! WE NEED TO LEAVE! NOW!!"

But when he reached over to grab the drunken medic, he grasped air.

"SAKURA-CHAN?"

He saw a man with dark hair that poofed out in the back like a chicken's ass carrying his precious friend out of the nightclub.

The only coherent thought in his mind was,

"OH SHIT! HE'S GONNA RAPE HER!!"

Naruto sped out of the nightclub with the speed of a llama with a pin up it's butt.

"WAIT A SECOND THERE YOU CHICKEN-HAIRED BASTARD! THAT'S MY FRIEND YOU'RE TOWING OFF THERE!!"

The man with Sakura in his arms turned around, and Naruto gasped in shock. Then screamed like a little girl.

"SASUKE??"

And Naruto promptly fainted, the overwhelming events of the night too much for his miniscule mind to handle.

Sasuke sighed. Now he had to carry to idiots back to his house.

Just as he let go of Sakura to fetch Naruto off the sidewalk, he heard her murmur,

"I fink I wove you. Hehe. You're hair is predddy…like a chicken butt."

Twitch

Never again was he going to go save the two idiots. They could choke on their own vomit.