I do not own evangelion or any other things in this fanfic.
GAINAX does.
Wish I did though. ^_^ Enjoy!
The "Weird" future of Third Impact
(1 year after the Third Impact...)
(Asuka, Misato, and Shinji have returned and going back to their normal lives...)
Asuka: "Hmmmmm," (flips through channels on the tv if there is anything good..)
"On today's news, the truth about the Third Impact has been revealed"
(Asuka changes the channel)
"OH YESSSSSS! MORE!!!!!!"
Asuka: O_O; (changes it again)
" WHO THE ^&#$ DO YOU THINK YOU ARE &^()%$!"
Asuka: -_-;; (changes)
" I love you! You love me! Let's all go home and.....
Asuka: AAAHHHHH!!!! (pick's up the tv, trashes it, and throws it out the window)
(Meanwhile....)
Shinji: "Do people still care about me?"
(Then he sees a $100 bill fall on his knee)
Shinji: ?????? (Thinks: All right! Guess life does care about me!)
(Looks up. Then he sees a dude running toward him)
Shinji: Hi! ^_^
Some dude: (punches Shinji in the face, takes the money, and runs)
(Shinji on the floor): OWWWW!!! Just..a..coencidence.
(Sees a big damaged tv falling from the 7th floor)
Shinji: O_O!!!! HOLY SH....(Doesn't get to finish due to a tv crushing him by a certain redhead...)
(Back to the Katsuragi Residence)
Misato: Asuka! Did you see Shinji? I was suppose to give him a new CD player.
(Walks into the living room)
Misato: O_O;;; (sees the tv missing and the window broken plus the room all torn)
Misato: Uhhhhhhhh, never mind Asuka! (Wow..)
(Back to Shinji)
Shinji: (in a squeaky voice) help.....
Well! What do you think? ^_^ I'll try to update if I get reviews and I'm a new user so plz don't flame me too hard.
The "Weird" future of Third Impact
(1 year after the Third Impact...)
(Asuka, Misato, and Shinji have returned and going back to their normal lives...)
Asuka: "Hmmmmm," (flips through channels on the tv if there is anything good..)
"On today's news, the truth about the Third Impact has been revealed"
(Asuka changes the channel)
"OH YESSSSSS! MORE!!!!!!"
Asuka: O_O; (changes it again)
" WHO THE ^&#$ DO YOU THINK YOU ARE &^()%$!"
Asuka: -_-;; (changes)
" I love you! You love me! Let's all go home and.....
Asuka: AAAHHHHH!!!! (pick's up the tv, trashes it, and throws it out the window)
(Meanwhile....)
Shinji: "Do people still care about me?"
(Then he sees a $100 bill fall on his knee)
Shinji: ?????? (Thinks: All right! Guess life does care about me!)
(Looks up. Then he sees a dude running toward him)
Shinji: Hi! ^_^
Some dude: (punches Shinji in the face, takes the money, and runs)
(Shinji on the floor): OWWWW!!! Just..a..coencidence.
(Sees a big damaged tv falling from the 7th floor)
Shinji: O_O!!!! HOLY SH....(Doesn't get to finish due to a tv crushing him by a certain redhead...)
(Back to the Katsuragi Residence)
Misato: Asuka! Did you see Shinji? I was suppose to give him a new CD player.
(Walks into the living room)
Misato: O_O;;; (sees the tv missing and the window broken plus the room all torn)
Misato: Uhhhhhhhh, never mind Asuka! (Wow..)
(Back to Shinji)
Shinji: (in a squeaky voice) help.....
Well! What do you think? ^_^ I'll try to update if I get reviews and I'm a new user so plz don't flame me too hard.