Disclaimer; I don't own Lord of the Rings. It belongs to J. R. R. Tolkein

Lord of the Rings Poem

L: is for Legolas, the hot elf

O: is for orcs, that crave the wealth

R: is for Ringwraiths, who want the ring

D: is for destiny, Frodo's journey will bring



O: is for obstacles that Frodo has to face

F: is for fellowship that brings him halfway to this place



T: is for troll, that thing that tries to kill

H: is for he hit Frodo, who had to lay still

E: is for Ewyon, a girl who wants to fight.



R: is for the ring Frodo has to carry

I: is for Isenguard, warning bells ring

N: is for Nazgul, the creatures in black

G: is for Gollum the creature who wants the ring back

S: is for Samwise, Frodo's loyal and loving friend



As Frodo goes about his journey

Sam begins to worry

That Frodo might get captured

And He won't have time for rapture

As Frodo gets closer to Mordor

He gets possessive

He needs a car, four door

Get rid of the ring, before he becomes obsessive