In The Rose Bush

Summary: Ron and Harry were trying to keep their relationship a secret. They find someone with a bigger secret.

It was Valentine's Day, well night. The Great Hall was filled with happily dancing couples. Harry and Ron watched from where they were standing - by the wall.

Hermione was dancing with her boyfriend, Seamus. Draco was dancing with Ginny. The houses had been a lot friendlier since Draco got a crush on Ginny. Even Neville got a date. They didn't know her but they did know that she was a Ravenclaw.

"Harry, we look like LOSERS!!!" Ron moaned. "You want to go for a walk?" Harry winked. "Yeah. The rosebushes are lovely."

They managed to wind through all the couples and get out. They walked casually around the grounds until they got to the rosebush maze. They held hands and smiled, looking into each other's eyes.

They ran through the maze. "I think we're lost enough," Ron said puffing. "Yeah? I suppose this will do."

Harry moved closer to Ron who was now tying his laces. Harry put his hand on Ron's shoulder and sat on the floor next to him.

Ron looked up. Harry moved closer. They kissed.

They had their hands around each other when they fell through the bush, into another clearing. They had fallen onto another couple.

Harry and Ron both froze, as did the other couple. The only difference was that Harry and Ron's jaws were hanging open while the other couple just looked nervous and shocked.

Ron started to stutter. "P- P- Professor Mc- McGon- Gonagall."

Harry's mouth was still open. Then he spoke. "You... were... with... HIM!!!" McGonagall and her partner looked at the two boys who were still on top of each other.

Ron and Harry looked at McGonagall who was on top of..................... Snape.

Snape was the first to move. After snapping out of the daze they were all in, realising that his least favourite student and his boyfriend were looking at himself and HIS girlfriend in the same position as they were in.

He quickly got up.

"None of this happened," he barked. "None of what?" Harry said nervously. "A wise decision, Potter." He looked at Ron who put up his hands, saying that his lips are sealed.

"Good! Minerva?" he said, putting out his hand to help her up.

They walked away. Snape looked back but the boys were out of view. He took McGonagall's hand and kissed her. They kept walking, hand in hand.

The boys had peeked around the corner just in time to see Snape kiss McGonagall.

Ron stood up and helped Harry to his feet. *God, I must be insane, Snape is kind of cute like that* Harry thought. "Harry. Is just me or did Snape look sexy when he was kissing?" "It's not just you. He looked absolutely SEXY!!!" "Good. I thought I was going insane!!!" "But I think he could do better than McGonagall. She's like... TWICE his age." "Yeah...But I can see why she would like him - his arse doesn't look half bad in those tight jeans. Do you think he wears them often?" "Oh great. Now we think we have a fine ass'd Potions Master!" Harry said. "Wonder what else he's Master of?" Harry just laughed.

"It's a good thing we didn't see ANYONE out here!!! It could've been embarrassing," Ron said sarcastically. Harry was about to agree but Ron started kissing him.

*How do you do it to me, Ron* Harry thought, *I'm like putty in your hands* "Just a gift I suppose!" Ron said and Harry looked at him in surprise.

Ron just smiled.