Half a penny

Chapter 1

This is supposed to be funny

(Black Mesa Complex. Anomalous materials division. Gordon Freeman is searching for something on the ground. He picks up a crowbar, looks at it in a confused way, and puts it on his over-large pocket. He keeps on searching. A scientist who was just walking by looks at him, stops walking to wherever he intended to go in first place, and walks near to him and then stops.)

SCIENTIST WEARING GLASSES #1: Ah, hello, there you are, Mr. Freeman!

(Gordon ignores him plainly)

SCIENTIST WEARING GLASSES #1: (crouches next to Gordon) Didn't you hear me? I just said "hello" to you.

GORDON: (singing under his breath) Oh, where, oh, where has my little penny gone, oh where, oh where could it be...

SWG #1: Excuse me, but the test is ready, the sample has just arrived. Put on your hazard suit and go to the test chamber!

GORDON: (same thing).

SWG #1: (Irritated) Oh! This is ridiculous! (grabs Gordon's right hand and starts pulling) if you do not want to do it I will force you to!

GORDON: (Weakly) But... my penny!

SWG #1: (Still pulling Gordon, who looks helpless) You will just have to wait until after the test!

GORDON:(Struglingg back) Let... go... off... me!

SWG #1: I will let go only if you do the test!

GORDON: (Slapping his forehead) Oh... the test! Gotta hurry! (Running like a tiger, he follows the yellow line to the personal facilites).(Gordon opens the door to reveal an ALBERT-EINSTEIN-LOOKING-SCIENTIST who is tying his shoelaces. When Gordon opens the door, the SCIENTIST stops tying his shoelaces and greets him)

ALBERT-EINSTEIN-LOOKING-SCIENTIST #1: Freeman! Hurry up! Time is running out!

GORDON: (Turns around to answer him, but running in a straight line towards a wall) I know! (BONK!!! He bumbs into the wall and faints)

A-E-L-S #1: (Sighs) As usual... (pulls out his First Aid kit)

What will happen to Gordon? Are there any consequences if you are late to a test? Can you tell me of a website to download a Half-Life cd key generator? (I foolishly uninstalled this wonderful game and don't have the key). All of this questions WILL have an answer on the next chapter of...

HALF-A-PENNY!