Gen, Humor: Loki, spells, and CHOCOLATE: For reasons known only to him, Loki has turned all the furniture in Avengers Tower into chocolate.
This came from the avengers kinkmeme, and I had to try it! A one shot about flaming pop tarts shall be posted alongside this!
Enjoy my silliness!
Loki chuckled to himself. After being with the Avengers for several months, they had come to an understanding that Loki's actions against Earth were not of his own volition. Now, it was time to break the ice with a prank. THE prank. A prank to end all pranks. He would turn all the furniture (except that in his own room, which was locked) in the Avengers tower into chocolate. Every kind ofchocolate. And it just so happened that today was a hot day. What fun this would be! Loki retreated to his room after casting the spell, smirking as everything turned into chocolate.
"Let it begin.." he chuckled to himself.
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"WHAT THE FUCK?" Tony's voice woke everyone up. "THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS?"
Loki smirked.
"Tony, what the-OH MY GOD!" Clint's voice could be heard clearly.
"My friends, what is-THE ENTIRE HOUSE OF AVENGERS HAS BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO THE DELICACY OF CHOCOLATE!" Thor sounded shocked.
"WOULD YOU ALL SHUT THE-WHAT THE FRICK?" even Natasha was shell-shocked.
"LOKIIIIIIIIIIII!" Thor thundered.
Loki smirked, before casting a spell to become invisible. He opened his bedroom door…only for a wave of chocolate to push him across the room, making him cough and splutter. Surfacing, he found that his room was knee-deep in melted chocolate. Casting yet another spell, he re-appeared, completely clean. His trousers shifted into shorts, and he began wading down the hallway, where it got to waist-depth. Bits of chocolate furniture were floating around. Everyone was shrieking, and splashing each other.
"LOKIIII!" Thor bellowed.
"Calm down, Thor, I can easily return the tower to it's normal state…for now…" Loki clicked his fingers, and an invisible wave machine started.
"MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!" Clint laughed as he was swept down the hallway by a chocolate wave.
"Join in!" Tony gestured to Loki.
"I'm quite..." Loki was suddenly swept right off of his feet by a huge milk chocolate wave, and was sent shrieking down the hallway, mixed with laughter when he and Barton collided and smacked into the wall, leaving chocolate imprints.
Tony was making chocolate angels as he floated, Bruce joining in, whilst Thor swam, opening his mouth to swallow chocolate as he did so. Pepper and Jane waded over to join the emerging chocolate water fight, whilst Natasha, Clint, and Loki filled up water guns with liquid chocolate.
Chaos ensued.
A paintball gun emerged.
A huge chocolate wave swept them all down the hallway, down five flights of stairs, and finally to the lobby, almost bursting the doors open, much to the surprise of the doormen.
Their expressions made the Avengers all laugh.
Despite the fact that chocolate was flowing out of broken windows.
The levels of chocolate water rose, up to the ceiling, but Loki was a step ahead, and cast a spell to enable them all to see and breathe, even talk, under the chocolate water. Getting out flippers, they leisurely swam through the chocolate filled halls, the doormen escaping through a window.
Loki made chocolate fish swim past, and made chocolate coral, rocks, and moving chocolate sharks. The sand was white chocolate, replacing the normal panelled flooring. It was a veritable chocolate paradise.
And Loki was proud of it.