Based on this little prompt on the avengers kinkmeme:
Deadpool, Loki, Tony + Others, Flaming Poptarts: SOMEONE SOMEONE SOMEONE HAS TO DO THIS
I could not resist! So, here is my little oneshot:
Horror of the Flaming Poptarts!
Enjoy! :D
The Avengers, plus their friend Deadpool, were sitting around a large table in the kitchen, munching on breakfast. Bruce and Tony discussed science, gesturing with their hands, mumbling about stuff the others could not comprehend. Natasha, Jane, and Pepper were talking about clothes and cakes, whilst Loki and Clint discussed pranks. The two had become firm friends after Loki had been revealed as being controlled by the chitauri. The two would sometimes crawl through the air vents, and Clint would drop down, screeching: Caw caw, motherfuckers! Thor was filling five toasters full of strawberry poptarts, setting them on the highest setting, until sparks flew.
Seeing this, Tony screeched.
The toasters exploded, bringing chaos with them. Deadpool and Clint laughed as pop tarts rained down, actually on fire. Pepper and Jane screamed, and ran for their lives down the hallway.
"ITS FLAMING POPTARTS!" Deadpool sang.
"HALLEJAH ITS FLAMING POPTARTS!" Loki and Clint joined in.
"AMENNNN!" everyone else sang.
The toasters then exploded, sending more flaming poptarts through the air, making Natasha duck under the table. Steve held his shield over his head for protection. Clint shot all poptarts near him with his bow and arrow. Thor merely tried to fix the toasters, but making them heat the nearby poptart packets, resulting in raining poptarts.
"IT IS THE POPTART APOCALYPSE!" Thor screamed
Really short, I know, but I didn't know what else to write!