I don't own Naruto. I'm giving up trying to write romance fics almost completely. It's too hard. I think this might be completely random. Probably oneshot, maybe more depending on what the heck this turns out to be, and if people want more! Note: this is shipuuden. I do NOT want to hear people asking: "Why is Sai in this? Where's Sasuke?" or "You forgot Sasuke". No, I didn't. I'm just not fond of him. AT ALL. So, I'm making it shipuuden so I won't have to put Sasuke in it, and so I can put Sai in it. Also, I'm probably going to work some pairings in, so tell me what pairings you'd like to see, except for anything with sasuke!
It was sunny. Everyone was just lazing about, for some reason together. Everyone sighed, completely bored. A wind would sometimes breeze by, messing up some hair each time. Half of them were lying down, half sitting up. Naruto was sitting up. Sai was on his back. Sakura was talking endlessly to Ino. Naruto jumped up, causing everyone to look at him.
" We've got to do something today!" Naruto shouted.
" Not so loud, Naruto. Sheesh" Shikamaru said.
" How about a word game?" Naruto asked.
" Naruto, you don't know many words. It's pointless" Neji said.
" Naruto's a nerd" sakura said, off the top of her head. Naruto frowned.
" Sai is... Sai is... Sai is stupid" Naruto said, lamely. Sai thought for a minute.
" Hm... Um... Ino is... intelligent. This is harder than making up nicknames" Sai said finally. Ino grinned, and Sakura looked pissed.
" Chouji is cool" Ino said easily.
" Shino is smart" Chouji said.
" TenTen is... tough" Shino said, not much of a pause.
" Lee is..." Tenten thought.
" Annoying" Neji piped up.
" Lovable!" Tenten said, and everyone looked at her. " It's the only word I could think of..." she explained.
" Let's see... Shikamaru is strategic" Lee said.
" Neji is nothing" Shikamaru said, yawning, and earning a glare from Neji.
" Kiba is kinky!" Neji half shouted, and everyone burst out laughing, except Kiba. Everyone had tears in their eyes when they finally stopped laughing.
" Hpmh. Finally. Hinata is hm... hot!" Kiba said, and everyone fell quiet. " What? It works!" Kiba complained.
" Um... Anyways, Sai is...Um... S-Sai is... s-sexy" Hinata said, her face turning bright red. Sai was shocked.
" Uh... S-Sakura is sl-" Sai started, before he was interupted by a pissed off Sakura.
" WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY ABOUT ME?!" she shouted at him, preparing to rush over and punch him in the face.
" Nothing. I give up" Sai said simply, turning to draw.
" Huh, let's see. Naruto is naive" Sakura said. Naruto frowned again.
" Chouji is calm" Naruto said.
" Kiba is kind" Chouji rattled off.
" Um... Oh, I don't know. I give" Kiba said, standing up and stretching. Soon, almost everyone was eliminated. The two finalists were Chouji, and Sakura.
" Chouji is cool" Sakura said.
" That was already used!" Everyone else shouted enthuiasticly. Chouji had won! Everyone clapped. Sai was standing next to Hinata. He grinned at her.
" So, what you said about me... Did you mean it?" He asked, and Hinata's face went bright red again. She stared at her feet.
" ...Yes" she mumbled after a while. She looked up at Sai. He grinned again. Hinata smiled shyly. Sai took her hand.
" Maybe you could model for me sometime, huh?" Sai asked Hinata nodded.
I'm going to end it on that note, with a bit of SaiHina at the end. It sort of feels like I could end it there or continue either way. R & R please! I'm sorry its so short!
