Since I wrote the CC's a theme song, now it's time to write the Babe's one.
I don't own the song – it is Bitch by Meredith Brooks. I just adapted it.
I love the man in black
Yes I love Ranger, see
but Why I cannot
say
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm a
crazy rabid whore
cheatin' like Stephanie
Yesterday I
'died'
cyber-fucking Ranger brings
Out my wilder side
I
can understand how you'd be so confused
Joe has brainwashed
you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into BABE
I'm a BABE, I'm a lover
I'd do Batman like no other
I'm a big
time rabid babe
You cannot say the same
Ranger gives, me wet
dreams
Then we tumble 'tween the sheets
And when he ruins me
I will never be the same
So accept we don't love Joe
This just means
That we prefer
our man in black
Rest assured that
When Ranger is in her
bed
And ruins her for other men
His love will be forever
And
the Babes we all will scream
I'm a BABE, I'm a lover
I'd do Batman like no other
I'm a big
time rabid babe
You cannot say the same
Ranger gives, me wet
dreams
Then we tumble 'tween the sheets
And when he ruins me
I will never be the same
Just when you think, Stephanie loves Joe
Her heart, it goes a
changin'
That girl will do, what she's gotta do
'Cause
Ranger makes her craaazyyyy (in love)
I'm a BABE, I'm a lover
I'd do Batman like no other
I'm a big
time rabid babe
You cannot say the same
Ranger gives, me wet
dreams
Then we tumble 'tween the sheets
And when he ruins me
I will never be the same
I'm a Babe, If you please
Ranger brings me to my knees
When
Steph hurts, when she suffers
He's her angel in black boxers
She
was numb, he revives
She's never been so alive
And when he
ruins Steph she will never be the same
And when he ruins us we will never be the same...