Tainted Love

Tonight On The Dukes : Luke falls hard for a girl that is nothing but trouble.

Bo and Luke ain't been in trouble at all this week but that's not to say that Boss Hogg don't have something up his sleeve

Trouble just walked in in the form of a pretty little brunette with big blue eyes wearing a very pretty red dress , and

she had her eyes on Luke and Luke will be falling hard for her and be too blind to see that she is nothing but trouble.

Luke had just finished his mug of beer when he looked up saw a pretty face so he thought he would go introduce himself ",

" Howdy ma'am name is Luke Duke welcome to Hazzard County ", " nice to meet you Luke my name is... Nicole Doherty ".

Then Luke asked her if she would like to dance she said sure so they danced well into the night , talked some more

As the night went on Luke and Nicole decided to get a table and drink some beer but suddenly Luke felt like he had to pee

so she said " Okay I'll be here take your time ". So as Luke was gone she had slipped a tranquilzer pill in his beer

When Luke got back he sat down and took sip of his beer then suddenly he started feeling lightheaded , dizzy, and sleepy.

Luke said " Oh... I ..do..n'..eel so good.. ", when Daisy came by to collect their beers she thought Luke was drunk

" Luke what's wrong with you ?". and Luke who was acting very strange so Daisy went and got Bo but Bo was too busy to care

" Bo ... Luke's acting very strange I think he's drunk ", Bo was too busy talking to Danielle but finally he heard her.

" Daisy.. see what you done did ", "BO I .. have been trying to tell you something's wrong with Luke ".

Bo was not a happy camper considering Luke just ruined his night and so he walked on over and he could tell that something

wasn't right when he saw LUke passed on the table so he picked up Luke's head and he said " earth to Luke wake up".

Luke moaned something that Bo couldn't quite make out so he dragged Luke out of the booth put him over his shoulder and he

carried him out to the General and gently layed him in the passenger seat after he knew Luke was settled he took off ".

Meanwhile Luke's so called girlfriend was putting her perscription drug back in her purse and she waitied for Boss ".

15 minutes later Boss came out of his office and he said " Well did it work ?". she said in a evil laugh " like a charm ".

" Good Good Luke Duke won't know what hit him you just keep playing devil's advocate until I say so okay sugarpie ?",

Balladeer : Oh Oh Friends sounds like trouble to me something tells me O'l LUke better watch his back.

Meanwhile the boys was just pulling into the Dukefarm and Luke was still asleep so Bo figured he would crawl out first then

help Luke out so he slowly picked Luke up and slung him over his shoulder then walked slowly into the farmhouse into their

bedroom and stripped Luke down all the way to his boxers and covered him with the blanket an turned out the light .

Luke slept through most of the night come the next morning he didn't feel so hot he had quite the hangover friends ".

" Ohhh ... my head I .. don't feel so good Bo ", Bo said " Well cousin I guess that girl you was with did something to you,

Luke looked at Bo kinda funny and he said " what is you talkin.. about cuz ?". Luke don't you remember the girl last nite.

" Bo .. my heads still doing doughnuts , and ... I don't know what the heck your talkin about ?", then Luke suddenly felt

like he was gonna pass out again but Bo caught him and he said " c'mon cuz lean on me I'll help ya " , So Bo helped Luke

to the kitchen and poured Luke some coffee and hopefully that'll wake him up and he said " here you go cuz hope this helps.

Uncle Jesse had just come into the Kitchen from and he said " well good mornin boys " Luke said " hey Uncle Jesse .. good morning and Bo said the same but Jesse couldn't help but notice something was up with Luke considering his eyes looked heavy

" Luke you look like a Zombie ?". Luke couldn't help but laugh at Jesse's comment but he still don't remember a thing about

last night and so he said " Bo was tellin me someone must have put something in my beer last nite not that I'm aware of it.

Then Bo said " Luke I'm telling ya the girl you was with last night at the Boars gave you something that knocked you out.

Meanwhile over at the Boars Nest Daisy was cleaning off the tables when she came across a pink pill almost so she put it

under a glass ", then she figured maybe that's why Luke was acting the way he was "but Luke wouldn't take drugs though."

Little did she know that a girl Luke was with last night did this to him and someting tells me she ain't done yet.

Luke was in the boys shower trying to wake up and by the time he got out of the shower he was wide awake and then suddenly

he felt like he remembered seeing a girl last night at the Boars Nest he just couldn't remember her name to save his life,

then he got dressed and decided he would join Bo outside to get started on their chores then suddenly a car pulled up into

their driveway and a girl got out she walked over to Luke an asked him if he would like to go on a picnic ", an he said

" um... sure I guess you look strangely familier to me have we met before ?", she said " no I don't think so LUke.

Once Luke got into her car they took off to Lover's rock to have a picnic and so far Boss Hogg's plan was working fine

Luke had no clue he's being played a fool ", then Nicole figured Luke looked like he needed to relax he seemed tense

So she got out on of her pills and she put in the ice tea and poured him a glass and she gave it to him he thanked her.

After Luke took a sip of the drink he couldn't help but feel funny kinda the way he did last night and he looked up at her

but she was coming in kinda fuzzy and his head hurt the last thing Luke heard before all went black was a evil laugh",

So while LUke was unconcious once again she packed up all the picnic goodies got into her car took off to the meeting place.

Meanwhile Bo was wondering where Luke had gotton off to considering he was supposed to help him with the chores so he figured

he would go out lookin for him and so he started driving around cottonwood , Boars Nest, until finally he had almost gave up

until he remembered the gril from last night figured she probably took Luke somewhere Bo figured they went to have a picnic.

So he tried over at Lover's rock he noticed something laying down under a willow tree so he walked over an he said "LUKE"!!.

" Luke what in the heck did this girl do to ya this time ?", but Luke was not answering so he said " Luke , Luke ,wake up.

" Friends I got me a bad feeling about this girl she sounds like Bad News for the Dukes !!!!.