Don't Make Me Use This.
Love song for Samus and Captain Falcon.
The verses go Samus, then CF, then Samus, you get the picture. :)
When we fight together,
I look into your eyes,
I see that you are muscly strong,
And then I will dispise.
When I hit with my Plasma Whip,
And hit you oh, so strong.
I really want to say sorry,
I'm aiming for Donkey Kong.
xxx
Apology accepted,
Be careful next time, you,
I beat you this time anyway,
By knocking off Pikachu.
I did this with my final smash,
I hit him with a car,
I hit him with the utmost force,
So he went really far.
xxx
That poor defenceless Pikachu,
You grumpy, sexy man,
I'll cream you the next we meet,
Like Jane kicking Tarzan.
I don't want you being hurt,
That's why I'm gonna say,
Look out for that spiny shell,
Quickly, get out the way.
xxx
I didn't see that coming,
Revenge of Meta Knight,
You saved me darling Samus,
It could have caused a fright.
Now stand back while I do this,
This is what I must do,
Hit Meta Knight senselessly,
With this piece of bamboo.
xxx
Where on earth did you get that,
It isn't a power up,
That is out of the ordinary,
This game is so messed up.
Although I really must agree,
That Link and Meta Knight,
It is quite weird, I do declare,
Them fighting through the night.
xxx
You're right that that is wrong but,
What about me and you?
Are we really meant to be,
My baby now, my boo.
I'm trying to sound like that Chris Brown,
But it didn't work to well,
I'm now gonna say goodbye,
But this has been. Swell.