Thor walked into the empty throne room.
"LOKI, WHERE IS MY MJOLNIR?"
Loki rolled his eyes. "Why do you need to know?!" he asked, full of sass.
"THE MIDGARDIANS ARE IN DANGER!" Thor shouted, exasperated.
"MY BROTHER BONDING TIME IS IN DANGER!" Loki said, throwing his hands up.
"IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD!"
"I'M THE GREATEST GOOD THAT YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET!"
"BROOOOOOOTHER!" Thor whined.
"Whaaaaaat?!" Loki whined back, equally annoying.
"I think I'm gay, Jane was just a cover. Odin's gonna be so pissed."
Loki opened his mouth to say something sassy, but decided against it. "Dibs," he said, after a moment.
"Wai - whaaaa?" Well, they were adoptive brothers...
"The girl, not you," Loki said, shaking his head. "She slapped me. I have some, erm, beating down to do to get back on her."
"..." Doesn't believe him.
"But if you wanted to lick the frosting off my cupcake, all you had to do was ask."
"Fuck yeah!"