C C's Diary

by Windrises

Lelouch goes into C. C.'s room and find some secrets about her by reading her diary.

Note: Code Geass is not owned and created by me.

Lelouch Lamperouge returned home. He walked inside his house and accidentally crash landed into the fish tank. The fish tank crashed to the ground. Lelouch said "Hi C. C. I've finally come home."

C. C. asked "Are you okay?"

Lelouch said "Yeah, but the fish tank turned out to be dangerous to keep."

C. C. replied "No disrespect intended sweetie, but having a fish tank seems pretty pointless considering you don't have fish."

Lelouch said "Well sometimes I get thirsty so the fish tank was a very useful and tasty water fountain."

C. C. replied "You were at the new milkshake shop for like an hour."

Lelouch said "Yes. It's a really weird place. When I ordered a milkshake the owner and the customers sang a whole song about it. Thankfully the owner was hip despite obsessing over balloons. We have a meeting with the Black Knights soon. Will you be ready in time?"

C. C. replied "I need to comb my hair first."

Lelouch sighed and said "Okay."

C. C. replied "You're the prince of goofing around so I'm sure you'll find something to do while you wait. Just don't do anything bad."

Lelouch proudly said "I promise to be mature." After C. C. went to the bathroom to comb her hair Lelouch went into C. C.'s room. Lelouch said "I've never been allowed to come in here, but I'm sure that she wouldn't mind if I investigate her room for fun. I feel like dancing, but if I danced in here I would probably crash land on her stuff. I'll look at what she has in this silly room." Lelouch looked around C. C.'s room and noticed that it was way cleaner than his room. Despite being a slob Lelouch was confused about why C. C.'s room was way cleaner than his room.

Lelouch said "I feel like reading a comic book. I should find out what kind of goofy stuff C. C. reads." He dug around C. C.'s book area to find some comic books, but he didn't find any. He said "Her book section kind of sucks. That might sound like a insult, but considering how much suckers suck it could be considered a small compliment." He picked up a book and said "Oh. This is C. C.'s diary. This is probably super personal and full of stuff that she doesn't want me to know." Lelouch thought about it and said "I'm sure that C. C. wouldn't mind if I checked it out. I'm the prince of trust so I'm very trustworthy." He started reading C. C.'s diary.

Lelouch read a page about C. C.'s past with Mao. He said "Apparently C. C. and Mao used to have hangout days together where Mao would work on airplane ideas while C. C. painted. How corny, but cute." Lelouch stopped reading that page, because it was more cute than he wanted it to be.

Lelouch read a page that he thought was really weird. He said "When C. C. was sick several years ago her doctor thought that she should move to a mineshaft to survive the war. Wow. Her doctor had a really strange name. His name was Strangelove."

Lelouch said "Those pages are way too old to be interesting and exciting. I want to hear about C. C.'s present. I'm going to go to the recent pages to find out what C. C.'s modern life is about." Lelouch skipped a bunch of pages to read about the present stuff.

Lelouch read one of the recent pages in C. C.'s diary aloud: "I feel like I can't hide how I feel anymore. Marianne always pressures me and exaggerates how much I love Lelouch, but she isn't wrong about how I feel. I love Lelouch more than anybody else in the whole world. Part of me feels the desire to tell him, but a different part of me feels I can never say that to him." Lelouch stopped reading the diary page and said "I think that I shouldn't of read that."

C. C. went into her room and saw that Lelouch was in there. She asked "Why are you in here without my permission?"

Lelouch said "I'm sorry. I was getting bored so I investigated your room for fun. It was a interesting experience."

C. C. replied "I wish you could stop causing trouble."

Lelouch said "I think that I'm pretty careful."

C. C. replied "You're wonderful at several things, but you suck at being careful."

Lelouch proudly said "It's hard to think of any examples where I was the opposite of careful."

C. C. replied "You fall down in the living room, accidentally throw something out the window, play in the garbage can, and dance into a crash landing every week."

Lelouch said "My meeting with the Black Knights will start soon so we better go there soon."

C. C. replied "Okay."

Lelouch (dressed as Zero) and C. C. went to the Black Knights' hideout and had a meeting. After the meeting was over Lelouch felt like he needed to talk to somebody. He said "Ohgi and Diethard I need to talk to you."

Kaname Ohgi said "Okay Zero."

Diethard Ried responded "I'm excited to hear what this is about."

Lelouch said "I acted slightly unlike a gentleman by bursting into C. C.'s room and reading her diary."

Ohgi replied "That wasn't a very kind thing to do Zero."

Diethard responded "Ignore that wholesome fool. I'm proud of you Zero for using sneaky ways to find out big secrets. We've become very similar."

Lelouch said "Her diary had pages saying that she loves me."

Ohgi replied "That could be problematic."

Diethard responded "Ignore Ohgi again. He's a idiot. This could be a big news story Zero. The power filled girl having a crush on the world's best superhero is one of the biggest news stories ever. I'll broadcast to the whole world about this and be the most famous broadcaster ever!" Diethard did a victory dance.

Lelouch said "Please stop doing a victory dance Diethard. I'm going to talk to C. C. about this and handle it in a mature and cool way."

Diethard sighed and said "I'm disappointed by that choice Zero. I want you to be more dangerous and loopy to make my broadcasts more successful."

Lelouch sarcastically responded "I'm super sorry Diethard. Your broadcasts are one of the most important things ever."

A few hours later Lelouch and C. C. went home. Lelouch said "There's something that I think we should talk about C. C."

C. C. asked "What's going on?"

Lelouch said "When I broke into your bedroom I read some pages of your diary."

C. C. angrily responded "That was a bad thing to do Lelouch."

Lelouch said "I'm sorry, but I was curious about what was in it. I skimmed through your past, because I wasn't that interested about your past. I read about your present."

C. C. blushed and replied "I'm doomed."

Lelouch said "You're not doomed at all. Actually your pages about me were very sweet and accurate. It's easy to like diary pages that talk about how cool, epic, handsome, charming, and appealing I am. They were some of the nicest diary pages I've ever read. I guess that's not saying too much considering I've read ten of Suzaku's diaries. They were full of boredom."

C. C. replied "I guess you know the truth about how I feel about you now."

Lelouch said "I know that you think I'm the most charming and cool guy in the world and I agreed with pretty much everything you wrote about me. Thank you for being a fan."

C. C. rolled her eyes and said "You didn't understand what the pages meant Lelouch. They weren't meant to give you hundreds of compliments. I love you."

Lelouch said "I love me too. In fact loving me is a very common thing. According to Diethard I'm one of the top ten most loved people in Japan."

C. C. sighed and said "You're the best Lelouch despite your ego and obsessive bragging."

Lelouch said "Thank you very much. I agree with you about me being the best. In fact I don't think we've agreed with each other so much before."

C. C. said "Well I'm going to have to punish you for reading my diary."

Lelouch sighed and said "You can read my diary. It's pretty charming and exciting."

C. C. started reading Lelouch's diary. It had fifty pages of Lelouch bragging about himself. C. C. skimmed around the diary and found a picture of Lelouch that was drawn by Lelouch and had hearts on it. C. C. smiled and said "I thought I loved Lelouch more than anybody, but it seems like he loves himself more almost as much."