Chapter 1: Genkai's return
(Warning: invovles lots of curses and the charaters diss eachother a lot.If you don't like Kayko bashing, then this is not the fan fic for you )
It was a very nice day and Yu Yu cast was bored.
"This is so fucking boring! Let's do something fun damn it!" says Yuske.
"Maybe we can find Yukina and play spin the bottle" Kuwabara says while drooling.
"Fuck you, you preverted bastard" Hiei says while sticking up his middle finger.
"Chill out! We're supposed to be having fun." Kayko squeals.
"I know, why not go on a road trip! It will be sooooo fun!" Botan suggested.
Yusuke yawns and complains about Kuwabara being constipated.
"Shut up Urameshi,at least and I have a better relationship than you and Kayko! HAHAHAHAHA......HA!!!"Kuwabara says and start to laugh like a maniac.
"That's a stupid diss,dumbass" Yusuke says and yawns again
"It wouldn't matter,none of us can drive" Kurama said
"What do you mean? I can drive!"Kuwabara said
"He means drive without having all of us killed and crash every 5 seconds"Hiei says
"Why you little asshole,I'm going to kick your ass" Kuwabara says, ready to strike but misses because Hiei was too fast for him.
"Wait, aren't you under age? None of us look 18 or over" Botan says
"I'll just kill whoever stops us"Hiei says
"You can't just go around releasing the dark dragon everywhere"Kayko says
"Try to stop me you whiny little bitch!" Hiei snaps
"At least she's over 5 feet! HAHAHA Beat that you fuck face!" Yusuke snaps back, defending Keiko
"Oh look, Kayko is a Tea wannabe (Tea is from Yu-gi Oh you know, that whiny bitch who talks about friendship)Hiei says
"Shut up Yugi" Yusuke says with a snicker on his face.
"Okay, break it up you two" Kurama says in a gentle tone
"Hn,she started it. No one can stop me MuaHAHAHAHA!" Hiei laughs evilly
"OKAY.... You're really freakin' me out here."Yusuke says slowly backing away from Hiei
"Oh, I have an idea" Kuwabara said
"That's a first"Hiei says
"Shut up! anyways,we can steal a car"Kuwabara says
"bbbut that's bad"Kayko says
"Don't be such a goody two shoes. Even I let loose once in a while" says a mysterious shadow dude.
"Who the fuck is there?" Yusuke says in a frightened tone.
"It's jsut me you dim-witted moron" says the mysterious shadow
"I can hear Genkai's voice but it's not possible! She's dead." Yuske says with a frightened, yet happy tone.
"It's a ghost!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!! Mommy!!!!!"Kuwabara says while shrieking like a little girl.
"Yes, I am a ghost,and I'm back to haunt you Muahahahahahaha!!"says the shadow in a deep creepy voice
"Grandma?"Yusuke ask in a unsure tone.
"No, I'm the ghost of Christmas past, Of Course it's me!! Ahem, I've heard that you are going on a little road trip and Koenma sent me to supervise you so you kids don't do anything stupid." Genkai says in a warning tone
"Ok,now all that's left is the car,that we're going to steal from Mr.Iwamoto! HAHAHAHA That'll teach him to mess with Yusuke Urameshi!"
(Warning: invovles lots of curses and the charaters diss eachother a lot.If you don't like Kayko bashing, then this is not the fan fic for you )
It was a very nice day and Yu Yu cast was bored.
"This is so fucking boring! Let's do something fun damn it!" says Yuske.
"Maybe we can find Yukina and play spin the bottle" Kuwabara says while drooling.
"Fuck you, you preverted bastard" Hiei says while sticking up his middle finger.
"Chill out! We're supposed to be having fun." Kayko squeals.
"I know, why not go on a road trip! It will be sooooo fun!" Botan suggested.
Yusuke yawns and complains about Kuwabara being constipated.
"Shut up Urameshi,at least and I have a better relationship than you and Kayko! HAHAHAHAHA......HA!!!"Kuwabara says and start to laugh like a maniac.
"That's a stupid diss,dumbass" Yusuke says and yawns again
"It wouldn't matter,none of us can drive" Kurama said
"What do you mean? I can drive!"Kuwabara said
"He means drive without having all of us killed and crash every 5 seconds"Hiei says
"Why you little asshole,I'm going to kick your ass" Kuwabara says, ready to strike but misses because Hiei was too fast for him.
"Wait, aren't you under age? None of us look 18 or over" Botan says
"I'll just kill whoever stops us"Hiei says
"You can't just go around releasing the dark dragon everywhere"Kayko says
"Try to stop me you whiny little bitch!" Hiei snaps
"At least she's over 5 feet! HAHAHA Beat that you fuck face!" Yusuke snaps back, defending Keiko
"Oh look, Kayko is a Tea wannabe (Tea is from Yu-gi Oh you know, that whiny bitch who talks about friendship)Hiei says
"Shut up Yugi" Yusuke says with a snicker on his face.
"Okay, break it up you two" Kurama says in a gentle tone
"Hn,she started it. No one can stop me MuaHAHAHAHA!" Hiei laughs evilly
"OKAY.... You're really freakin' me out here."Yusuke says slowly backing away from Hiei
"Oh, I have an idea" Kuwabara said
"That's a first"Hiei says
"Shut up! anyways,we can steal a car"Kuwabara says
"bbbut that's bad"Kayko says
"Don't be such a goody two shoes. Even I let loose once in a while" says a mysterious shadow dude.
"Who the fuck is there?" Yusuke says in a frightened tone.
"It's jsut me you dim-witted moron" says the mysterious shadow
"I can hear Genkai's voice but it's not possible! She's dead." Yuske says with a frightened, yet happy tone.
"It's a ghost!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!! Mommy!!!!!"Kuwabara says while shrieking like a little girl.
"Yes, I am a ghost,and I'm back to haunt you Muahahahahahaha!!"says the shadow in a deep creepy voice
"Grandma?"Yusuke ask in a unsure tone.
"No, I'm the ghost of Christmas past, Of Course it's me!! Ahem, I've heard that you are going on a little road trip and Koenma sent me to supervise you so you kids don't do anything stupid." Genkai says in a warning tone
"Ok,now all that's left is the car,that we're going to steal from Mr.Iwamoto! HAHAHAHA That'll teach him to mess with Yusuke Urameshi!"