A/N: this is my first LotR song parody. Please let me know what you think!
Fellowship Men
Parody of Piano Man by Billy Joel
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Its nine o'clock on a Sterranday
The council has all gathered in
There's an elf who's sitting right next to me
At least there aren't sparkles on his skin
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He says "one of you must take this ring"
Frodo's not really sure where to go
A fellowship was formed; they could keep each other warm
As they travel through rain, hail, and snow
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la la la, di da da
La la, di di da da dum
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Chorus:
Destroy it Frodo, you're the ring bearer
Save us all tonight
Keep the dark forces away from us
For it doesn't matter your height
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Now Boromir, he is a noble man
But easily swayed by the ring
He is drawn to Frodo, like a moth to flame
Sam will kill him if he tries anything
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Well Legolas likes to prance around, it seems
Gimli, he doesn't know how
They will always be tied, but competition aside
What matters is their friendship now
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Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
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Aragorn, he rightfully fears the ring
And he hardly washes his hair
Don't worry 'bout a thing, you'll eventually be king
Just please don't have that affair
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And Pippin is always so hungry
Merry, don't be too hasty
But go right ahead, eat the Lembas bread
Though too bad it's not real tasty
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Chorus:
Destroy it Frodo, you're the ring bearer
Save us all tonight
Don't make that face! You'll survive this place
As long as you don't get stage fright
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It's a pretty sad day, when Gandalf fell
His body we thought decomposed
Sam don't you cry, he didn't actually die
He just got some brand new clean clothes
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And our story, it's almost at an end!
With our characters traveling in fear
Though it's Gollum we know, who steals the whole show
My precious please don't disappear!
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Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
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Chorus:
Destroy it Frodo, you're the ring bearer
Save us all tonight
Keep the dark forces away from us
For it doesn't matter your height