This is my first Big Bang Theory story, just a quick one-shot.
I don't own Big Bang Theory
Leonard and Penny were snuggling up to each other on their bed when the doorbell rang
"Leonard! Get the door!" Sheldon cried out from the living room.
"Why can't you get it? I'm kind of busy here"
"Oh, I'm sorry; I'm just deciphering the universe here!" At this Penny heaved a large sigh and went to open the door herself. In place of a person, there was merely a letter. It was titled: To the humans of this home; Penny and Leonard. She brought it back to their room and laid down on the bed with Leonard.
"What's that?"
"A letter. Weirdly addressed one, but a letter all the same. Open it" Leonard took at and opened it, beginning to read:
" Eh hum. 'Dear Earthlings' Well that's an odd start"
"Yeah, uh huh. Keep going."
"Fine! 'Dear Earthlings. Aktir, otherwise known to you as Sheldon Cooper is a member of our race, the Tarlocks. He was sent down to 'learn about human society'. We note that he is integrated into your social group. Normally, this is when he would be called back, but we have made a special decision in his case. You're stuck with him. Good luck. Signed, the Tarlock head council.'" Leonard seemed somewhat shocked with the news, but Penny got excited.
"You owe me five bucks!"