((Disclaimer: Yea everyone knows this fairy tale. I own none of the characters, only my ideas. Sorry if I spelled her name wrong. :(. ))
Once upon a time there lived a fair maiden who was locked in a tower. Every day the fairest prince in the land would come to beg her to let down her flowing blond locks so he could climb to her.
"Rapunzul, Rapunzul, let down your hair. I beseech you!" called the prince to the fair maiden in the tower so high above him.
"Oh what to you want this time, you imperious man," she shouted back. Everyday he comes to bother me. Doesn't her realize that I have work to do?
"My love, my dear love," coaxed the prince. "I urgently need thy to see me."
"Go find another woman to bother," the voice floating down from the tower retorted.
"But lady, thou art the fairest in the lands," pleaded the prince.
"Blandishment won't work either!"
"Lovely maiden, a query for thou," said the prince ignoring her comeback.
"Oh very well." The woman came to the tower window. Her beauty seemed to rival the sun itself. Her skin was as though snow, hair was a shimmering waterfall and her lips were the shade of fresh rose buds. "What is so urgent you must constantly order me to allow you to climb my hair? That hurts, you know."
"Your harsh words bring out the love that dwells deep in my heart for thou."
"Get a life," snapped Rapunzul, walking out of view.
Needless to say, they did not live happily ever after.
Author's Note:
Ok I know I need to brush up on my fairytales, but this one I wrote for English and couldn't resist posting it. So what do you think? Review please :)