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Lelouch Lamperouge started eating expired donuts and milk. He said "The flavor might expire. However the money I had to pay for this stuff is still gone so I have to eat and drink it."
C. C. replied "You're eating breakfast late. It's almost lunch time."
Lelouch said "I was busy earlier watching a documentary about napkins. It was too epic for me to leave the living room to make breakfast in the kitchen."
C. C. replied "I'm scheduled to have lunch with Empress Marianne. You're invited to come."
Lelouch angrily said "What a bad offer. Marianne is the wife of my arch enemy so I'd never have lunch with her."
C. C. replied "Okay. I'll see you in a few hours."
Lelouch sighed and said "Whatever."
C. C. responded "Hey. I think I deserve a better goodbye than that."
Lelouch sighed and said "Goodbye C. C. I hope that you have a great lunch."
C. C. replied "Thank you sweetie. Can you at least shake my hands goodbye?" Lelouch waved goodbye. C. C. waved back.
About twenty minutes later C. C. arrived at a fancy restaurant. C. C. sat down and said "Hi Marianne. You look nice today."
Marianne replied "Thank you. I guess I do look quite kind and polite today."
C. C. said "I want pizza today."
Marianne replied "I know. You gobble down more pizza than anybody ever has. Pizza's already been ordered for you."
C. C. got excited and said "Cool."
Marianne replied "I suppose you know why I invited you here today."
C. C. said "I hope it's not another goofy attempt of forcing me to get together with Lelouch."
Marianne replied "Come on my future daughter. This denial game has gone on for too long."
C. C. said "I'm not your future daughter." Marianne rolled her eyes. C. C. said "I was being sincere about that. You shouldn't roll your eyes about it."
Marianne replied "Your love for Lelouch obvious. When I met the Emperor I was in denial for a long time. In fact it was almost a week, but after that we admitted our feelings and became the best couple in Britannia."
C. C. said "But you almost put the world in danger with the Emperor's evil plans."
Marianne replied "Whatever. Anyways you love Lelouch more than Lloyd loves pudding."
Lloyd Asplund walked by and said "Not accurate." Lloyd drank a galloon of pudding.
C. C. said "I'm tired of you pressuring me Marianne."
Marianne replied "Don't worry future daughter. The Emperor and I have a plan that will end our silly arguments."
Emperor Charles sat down and said "Thankfully Marianne has come up with a way to end our problems."
C. C. asked "What's your plan?"
Charles said "We need you to get married to Lelouch."
C. C. responded "Hey. I'm not dating him yet." Marianne rolled her eyes. C. C. asked "Why did you roll your eyes again?"
Marianne said "You and Lelouch probably don't admit you're dating, but you are. Have you kissed him?"
C. C. blushed and said "Yes."
Marianne replied "That proves you love him!"
Charles said "Lelouch is my most annoying child. He's rude, sneaky, crazy, and immature. I'm tired of his antics. You need to be his wife so you can keep him from doing his troublemaking and crazy antics."
Marianne responded "Even though Charles and I love Lelouch he's unbearable to deal with. Your love for him can distract him from being the prince of slapstick."
C. C. asked "Do you actually care about Lelouch?"
Charles said "The important thing is getting him under control so I don't have to take care of him. I only care about defeating that punk. Marianne's the one who cares about a stupid marriage."
Marianne replied "But they would be as cute of a couple as we are Charles."
C. C. said "I admit I love Lelouch and if he actually wanted to marry me I would consider it, but neither of us are ready for that."
Marianne replied "Well I'm going to make sure you're prepared for when you two are finally ready to admit you wanna marry each other." Marianne handed two wedding rings to C. C. and said "Give one to Lelouch when you're ready."
C. C. blushed and said "Okay." After gobbling down a bunch of pizzas C. C. left.
C. C. went home and wanted to get to her room quickly before Lelouch saw the rings. She said "Hi Lelouch. I need to go hide something in my room."
Lelouch responded "Okay. I hid tons of junk food in my room a few days ago. Sadly some of the rats have already found it."
C. C. said "I'm going to go powder my nose."
Lelouch replied "Okay." After C. C. walked away to clean her nose Lelouch went C. C.'s room and said "I'm sure that her room has plenty of great places to hide my junk food. I'll look around the room to find some good quality spots to hide the junk food." Lelouch searched around C. C.'s room to find good hiding spots for his junk food. After a few minutes of searching the room Lelouch found the spot where C. C. hid the two rings. Lelouch grabbed the rings and looked at them. He said "These are really well made and eloquent rings. These are probably wedding rings which means that C. C. is going to ask somebody to marry her. Asking someone to marry you is such a weird thing to do. I wonder why she would plan on doing such a vile thing."
Lelouch and C. C. went back to the living room. C. C. noticed that Lelouch had a curious and confused look on his face so she asked "What's going on?"
Lelouch said "Well I have a important question to ask you."
C. C. asked "What's the question?"
Lelouch asked "Why do you have two wedding rings?"
C. C. blushed and was really nervous. She said "It's a confusing story. I'm also confused about how you found out about the rings."
Lelouch said "I was trying to find places to hide the junk food in your room." C. C. angrily stared at Lelouch. Lelouch said "I'm sorry about trying to do that. I got a majority of the rats to leave. Please explain why you have the wedding rings."
C. C. replied "Marianne gave them to me. She thinks that we want to marry each other."
Lelouch said "Wow. Marianne's crazy. We're friends, not a lovey dovey anime couple. I'm sorry about how loopy she is."
C. C. replied "It's okay. Despite how weird it is to have these two wedding rings I feel like I should admit how beautiful they are."
Lelouch said "Getting those two wedding rings is like getting a April Fool's Day present. I should throw these two silly rings away."
C. C. responded "No. These are really valuable."
Lelouch said "We could sell them for millions of dollars."
C. C. responded "They're not worth that much money." Lelouch felt disappointed. C. C. said "I want to keep these two wedding rings."
Lelouch asked "Why?" C. C. blushed. Lelouch said "I'm hoping you're not wanting to marry me."
C. C. smiled and said "If you ever proposed I would consider it."
Lelouch said "Wait. That means that you're in love with me."
C. C. replied "It's about time you realized. I gave you months of hints."
Lelouch said "Your hints were too subtle and secretive."
C. C. replied "I've been calling you sweetie all month."
Lelouch said "I thought that you were calling me a candy. I was very confused about that."
C. C. replied "I told you that I loved you like a dozen times."
Lelouch said "Everybody loves me. I'm so used to hearing that."
C. C. replied "Everybody may love you, but I love you more than anybody."
Lelouch smiled and said "You have lots of competition. There are thousands of fan clubs about me."
C. C. responded "I love you."
Lelouch said "I love you and myself very much." Lelouch and C. C. kissed. Lelouch said "I think that I know how to get revenge on the Emperor and Empress."
C. C. asked "How?"
Lelouch said "I'll have Lloyd spread a fake rumor that we're getting engaged. That way the Emperor will waste tons of money on a wedding that won't happen. I'm going to go call him about it now."
C. C. whispered "Some day I hope that fake rumor comes true."
Lloyd spread a fake rumor about Lelouch and C. C. being engaged to various royal people to trick the Emperor and Empress. Marianne said "I'm so glad they're finally engaged. We'll have to spend lots of money on this wedding."
Charles replied "I got a estimated budget of how much it would cost. It's so expensive."
Marianne said "It's worth it."
Charles grumpily said "Those two better love this pricey wedding."
A month later was the day of the wedding. Since it was a fake rumor the guests didn't show up. Lelouch and C. C. arrived and explained to the Emperor and Empress what happened. Charles angrily said "Lelouch tricked me into wasting thousands of dollars."
Lelouch said "It's the best prank that I've ever done."
Marianne asked "Does that mean you aren't getting married?"
C. C. said "Not yet. We have started dating though."
Marianne replied "Excellent. I'll re-schedule the wedding."
Lelouch and C. C. said "Oh no."
Charles angrily said "You're going to pay me back all of the money you tricked me into wasting Lelouch." Lelouch tried to run away so Charles started chasing him.
