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A/N: omg I had so many different ideas and I didn't know which to do first, so I chose this one. It's probably gonna be kinda lengthy but I'm no psychic so I don't know yet. Set sometime in season 5 or 6 when JH are together and Jackie's living with Donna. Sorry the title doesn't relate too much but I like using song titles and it's the best I could come up with. It's a really good song, so give it a listen if you've never heard it! It's by, who else, Aerosmith! Enjoy (:
In the basement, Hyde was sitting in his chair with Jackie on his lap, Eric and Donna were cuddling on the couch, Kelso sat on the other chair, and Fez was getting a popsicle from the freezer. Kelso's going on about his "new and improved" firecracker suit but no one's really paying attention "So any way," Kelso said "This one will be less flammable, hopefully. Oh plus it's going to have butt pads and cup holders!" "Kelso man, that's just stupid." Hyde said. "No, it's not Hyde!" Kelso replied, obviously offended. "Fez buddy you don't think it's stupid right?" "Kelso my friend, I do not want to offend you, but it may be your stupidest idea yet." Fez said frowning. "Whoa let's not get carried away their Fez," said Donna laughing. "Well as much as I'd like to stay here, I have to go upstairs." said Jackie standing up. "Why?" asked Donna. "Well number one, I need some pudding." "Man what is up with you and pudding lately?" Eric interrupted, "You ate like the whole bowl we had in our fridge last week." "I don't know!" Jackie snapped "Lately, I've had a craving for pudding, ok! And anyway," she continued, calmer "number two I want to talk to Mrs. Forman." "Again, why?" said Donna "I just want to ask her something!" screamed Jackie and with that ran up the stairs, leaving the rest of the gang very confused.
Jackie sat upstairs in the kitchen, eating a bowl of pudding, when Kitty walked in. "Oh, hello honey," said Kitty, adding a bit cautiously, "I see you're after the pudding again." "Mrs. Forman, can I talk to you?" said Jackie. "Well of course, what's on your mind Jackie?" "I have this…um…friend…" began Jackie, "she doesn't know if she's pregnant or not and since you're a nurse, I said I'd talk to you for her." "Well," said Kitty, thinking, "Does she have cravings, or mood swings?" "Um…yes, and, I guess." said Jackie, "Well she should really go to the doctor or buy a test, but let's see… do you know the last time she had unprotected inter-""No!" Jackie said quickly. "Oh," said Kitty, "Well do you know when the last time she had her men-""No!" Jackie yelled again. "You know what, I'll just tell her to go to the doctor. Thanks for the help Mrs. Forman!" said Jackie getting up to leave. "You're welcome dear. Oh, and next time could you please eat some of Donna's pudding!" Kitty called after her.
Jackie was walking out of the doctor's office when she bumped into Eric. "Eric!" Jackie said nervously, "Um, what are you doing here?" "Nothing, just delivering a message for my mom. You?" "Oh…um… just a, uh, check-up." said Jackie awkwardly."Well I better get going. See you later Eric." She said walking out quickly as Eric stared at her curiously.
Later that day, Jackie is sitting alone on Donna's bed. She keeps looking nervously at the phone. "Hey." Hyde said walking in and coming to sit next to Jackie, "Forman said he saw you at the doctor's today. Everything ok?" he said looking concerned. "Oh, ya just a check-up," Jackie said, waving her hand dismissively. Then she began smirking and said, teasingly, "So, you were worried about me?" "No." Hyde muttered, embarrassed. "It's just, if you died, who would I do this with?" he said smiling as he leaned in to kiss Jackie. Jackie shoved him off and scowled at him, "Oh I'm sure you'd find some whore, you asshole!" she said angrily. "I'm just kidding! I'm just kidding!" Hyde said, his face softening, "Yeah, I was worried." "Awwww Puddin' Pop" Jackie said smiling. Hyde rolled his eyes and they began making out, but after a few seconds, the phone rang, and Jackie sat up, pushing him off so suddenly, with such force, he fell onto the floor. Jackie grabbed the phone and quickly said "Hello?" breathlessly "What the hell Jackie?" said Hyde getting up. "Hold on a moment please," Jackie said into the phone, before covering up the mouth part with her hand. "Leave please." She said to Hyde. "Why?" he said. "I want to talk to my aunt in private please." She said, "Now leave." Hyde walked out confused, and Jackie went back to the phone. "Hi, sorry doctor. Yes? Uh-hu? Really? Damn. Thanks. Yes. Bye." Jackie hung up with a spacey look muttering, oh no, before standing up and walking out the door.
Sorry this is a short chapter, but I have my reasons for stopping here! Please review and hopefully chapter 2 will be up soon. (: