A/N: This is the result of a pass around story I did with my friends. It is completely unrealistic, so please bear with me. No, I do not know how Dumbledore returned to life. Perhaps he is just that awesome.
What Becomes of Butterflies
"Weee!" squealed Harry Potter as he zoomed through the air on his Swiffer. Suddenly a Quiditch ball knocked Harry right off his Swiffer. The golden snitch flew by and hit him in the face, giving him a bloody nose. Landing headfirst into Dumbledore, he realized with revulsion that Dumbledore was having nakey time.
Harry screamed like a little girl, thus accidentally summoning his loyal sidekicks, Johnny Depp and Eleanor Roosevelt.
Draco then ate Eleanor, Depp, and Dumbledore. He hadn't had his Wand O's that morning.
Harry got mad and hired Chuck Norris to kick his ass. Sadly, a dragon set Chuck on fire, and he screamed, forever ruining his title of manliest man alive.
Harry, recovering from his experience, sniffed some crack and told Chuck to put a sock in it.
Hermione and Lawn came over to join them, singing an offensive song about My Little Ponies, which got them detention from Snapey.
A dragon then ate anyone who was not in Harry Potter. Professor Pitsniff freed them and ate a sock. Then Voldemayonaise killed Chuck Norris. Voldemayonaise then ran off, looking for the Assassin's Stone.
The Assassin's Stone was buried in the depths of the school's lake, in protection of the mermaids. The mermaids hated the people with a passion.
Lawn had this great idea to drop iodine tablets in the lake. But instead they dropped an atom bomb into it. Pretty soon all the mermaids were floating on the top of the lake; slowly mutating. Harry Potter came down, the blood on his nose caking and dry, making the mistake of drinking some of the water from the lake.
He started to change into a butterfly when the dragon decided to come and take a dump on him.
The 'dump' was covering Harry.
Harry fell to his knees and had a seizure. Sick.
He then became only half butterfly. He now had wings and antennae. But unfortunately for Harry, regular clothes just wouldn't fit around his wings, so he had to go naked. Which was especially nasty with his large butterfly rear.
Meanwhile, Lawn and Hermione sat home and watched Project Runway.
But anyway, Dumbledore came out and when he saw naked Harry he thought it was nakey time. So Dumbledore got naked too, and him and Harry had a wild dance party to, 'Don't Stop Believing'.
Suddenly Dumbledore gave Harry a hug. Harry liked this so he hugged him back. In fact he liked it too much, so he let go.
Professor Snapey walked in, hiding a magazine behind his back. "Uh..."
"Come join us, Snapey!" cried Dumbledore and brought him in for a close and very personal hug. Snapey blinked, quite surprised that he too was enjoying the hug.
The End