Boxer's or Briefs?
By Breetanya
AN: Hello! I wrote this right, and I mean RIGHT after a writer's block. Meaning basically I was using my jackhammer to chip through the evil cement writer's block when a sliver of an idea came to me when I read 'black silk boxers' in a summary that I read.
I kind of scared my friend by in the middle of a completely logical sentence by suddenly writing 'BOXERS OR BRIEFS!' and just hit enter and stayed silent for five minutes as I began to write this story…
I don't own Harry Potter… *sighs* although if I did I'd still write this!
I'm going to put this at PG-13 for the few characters who decide not to where any underwear… Otherwise its completely innocent. Besides me trying to get the couples I like together…
Oh yes, there are guest appearances by Zenya, a friend of mine that I'm writing a fic with, (you won't see it yet… we're not planning on posting it until we figure something out), BadBoyLover, another friend of mine, and Virtie, yes another friend of mine. They all have accounts here so why don't you go and read their stories? (And my other ones too ^_^)
ON WITH THE STORY!
"Hello! And Welcome to Boxers or Briefs! Today we are playing with the Harry Potter cast!" I said to the audience. "Today we have Hermione, Ginny, and Lavender guessing which Hogwarts men where boxers or briefs! Or wear NOTHING AT ALL!!!"
The audience cheers as they see Hermione, Ginny and Lavender sitting at what looked like the Jeopardy stands. Hermione blushed greatly, as well as Ginny, but Lavender just looked at the situation serenely.
"Well, lets have our contestants tell a little something about themselves. Lets start with Hermione. Hermione?" I asked.
"Well, my name is Hermione Granger, and I'm going into my fifth year at Hogwarts and am at the top of my class. My two best friends are Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley," Hermione stated.
"How did you come to be on the show today?" I asked.
Hermione looked puzzled. "I'm not quite sure… someone snuck up behind me… and stunned me… when I woke up here I was…" Hermione said.
"Um er… Ginny," I said quickly. "Tell us a little about yourself."
"My name is Ginny Weasley, and I'm going into my forth year at Hogwarts. I'm a pretty good student. My brother is Ronald Weasley," Ginny said.
"How did you come on the show today?" I asked.
"I was with Hermione… when the same thing happened to me…"
I quickly went to Lavender, "LAVENDER! Tell us about yourself!"
"My name is Lavender Brown, and I'm going into my fifth year at Hogwarts. My favorite subject is Divination and my best friend is Parvati Patil," Lavender said.
"How did YOU come on the show?" you would have thought I would have learned my lesson by now…
"I heard that we got to see guys in their underwear!" Lavender explained and everyone looked at her.
"WELL… anyway… I'm going to explain the rules now…" I said slightly shocked at her answer. "We will bring out someone who attends or works at Hogwarts, or has been in some type of contact with Harry Potter. Whether it has been to kill, befriend, worship, or despise him. Who ever clicks on their buzzer first gets to answer, if they answer incorrectly the points will be deducted instead of added and we move on to the next victim, er… man. They will all be wearing Muggle clothing. You must also state the color of the said underwear, or the pattern as the case may be. Don't worry, debts do not have to be paid, and if you win with a debt we'll just give you 100 Galleons instead. Does everyone understand?"
The three girls nodded. "That's good! Now lets start off with the obvious choice Harry Potter," I said looking at a stage that held Harry who was looking confused. "Ladies, Boxers or Briefs?"
There was three almost simultaneous buzzing but it was Hermione's buzzer who went off first. "Go ahead Hermione," I said.
"He wears dark green boxers," Hermione stated firmly.
"Lets see if you are right," I said mischievously. "ACCIO HARRY POTTER'S PANTS!" The pants ripped off his bottom half and left him red in the face wearing only his dark green boxers and his shirt, which of course was not long enough to cover his boxers.
"Well, you were right Hermione! You get 100 Galleons!" I said.
Harry was there looking stunned. "Can I have my pants back?" he asked first.
"Nope, they are going to be auctioned off to charity," I replied.
"Um, where am I supposed to go without my pants?" he asked.
"On that bench over there," I replied pointing to the bench underneath the large sign 'Boxers' next to it was a bench underneath a sign that said briefs. And there was a door that said 'Neither' for our less than TV friendly men.
"Hermione? How did you KNOW that?" he asked his friend.
"Well erm… uh…" Hermione stuttered.
"Harry, go to the bench," I said. "Otherwise I'll get the guard to bring you over…"
There at the Boxers' Bench stood Zenya, a good friend of mine, with handcuffs and her wand out looking as if she wanted to drag Harry over. He saw that and went quietly to the bench and sat down.
"As you can see," I said. "We have guards at each of our stations. Zenya is at the Boxers' bench, Virtie is at the Briefs' bench, and BadBoyLover is guarding the Neither Room. Say hi people!"
They all said hi while Zenya was keeping a close watch on Harry. He started to fidget uncomfortably.
"Okay!" I said. "Our next, er, oh heck. Everyone knows they are victims! Anyway our next victim is Ronald Weasley. Boxers or Briefs?"
Again it was a close call but Lavender beat both Hermione and Ginny. "White Boxers with vertical maroon stripes," she said.
"WAIT!" Ron cried holding tightly onto his pants. "Can't I just tell you what I wear?" he begged.
"Well… Guards?" I asked with an evil grin on my face.
"NOPE!" agreed Zenya, Virtue, and most definitely BBL.
"Its more fun this way," I said grinning. "ACCIO RONALD WEASLEY'S PANTS!"
Although Ron tried desperately to hold onto his pants he, of course, failed. I ended up holding his pants and he ended up trying to cover up his white boxers with vertical maroon stripes, with his t-shirt.
"Lavender… How'd you know what underwear my brother wears?" Ginny asked slyly.
Lavender blushed deeply. "I broke into the boys dormitory once… and well it wasn't empty… Ron was changing."
Ron was starting to blush furiously. "Okie… Ron, go over to the Boxer's Bench," I said after blinking rapidly.
He went over to Harry and it looked like they were starting to plot so Zenya broke them up.
Okie People… YOU get to decide who goes up next!
I have a couple of people in mind…. But I want to hear from you!
Now remember Young Grasshoppers…
For want of reviews
The motivation was lost.
For want of motivation,
The inspiration was lost.
For want of inspiration,
The plot was lost.
For want of a plot,
The writer was lost.
For want of a writer,
The story was lost.
And all for the want of reviews.
So just push that little ole button!
And updates may take a while… I'm putting most of my concentration on 'The End of Those Days' and school is starting up next week… *starts to gag* And I'll be lucky to be able to write, let alone update on the weekends… Sorry folks… School most definitely puts a damper on writing…
*looks at what she just wrote* okay… That makes some sense but shouldn't be true… although it is… eh… I'll shut up now so you can review :}
By Breetanya
AN: Hello! I wrote this right, and I mean RIGHT after a writer's block. Meaning basically I was using my jackhammer to chip through the evil cement writer's block when a sliver of an idea came to me when I read 'black silk boxers' in a summary that I read.
I kind of scared my friend by in the middle of a completely logical sentence by suddenly writing 'BOXERS OR BRIEFS!' and just hit enter and stayed silent for five minutes as I began to write this story…
I don't own Harry Potter… *sighs* although if I did I'd still write this!
I'm going to put this at PG-13 for the few characters who decide not to where any underwear… Otherwise its completely innocent. Besides me trying to get the couples I like together…
Oh yes, there are guest appearances by Zenya, a friend of mine that I'm writing a fic with, (you won't see it yet… we're not planning on posting it until we figure something out), BadBoyLover, another friend of mine, and Virtie, yes another friend of mine. They all have accounts here so why don't you go and read their stories? (And my other ones too ^_^)
ON WITH THE STORY!
"Hello! And Welcome to Boxers or Briefs! Today we are playing with the Harry Potter cast!" I said to the audience. "Today we have Hermione, Ginny, and Lavender guessing which Hogwarts men where boxers or briefs! Or wear NOTHING AT ALL!!!"
The audience cheers as they see Hermione, Ginny and Lavender sitting at what looked like the Jeopardy stands. Hermione blushed greatly, as well as Ginny, but Lavender just looked at the situation serenely.
"Well, lets have our contestants tell a little something about themselves. Lets start with Hermione. Hermione?" I asked.
"Well, my name is Hermione Granger, and I'm going into my fifth year at Hogwarts and am at the top of my class. My two best friends are Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley," Hermione stated.
"How did you come to be on the show today?" I asked.
Hermione looked puzzled. "I'm not quite sure… someone snuck up behind me… and stunned me… when I woke up here I was…" Hermione said.
"Um er… Ginny," I said quickly. "Tell us a little about yourself."
"My name is Ginny Weasley, and I'm going into my forth year at Hogwarts. I'm a pretty good student. My brother is Ronald Weasley," Ginny said.
"How did you come on the show today?" I asked.
"I was with Hermione… when the same thing happened to me…"
I quickly went to Lavender, "LAVENDER! Tell us about yourself!"
"My name is Lavender Brown, and I'm going into my fifth year at Hogwarts. My favorite subject is Divination and my best friend is Parvati Patil," Lavender said.
"How did YOU come on the show?" you would have thought I would have learned my lesson by now…
"I heard that we got to see guys in their underwear!" Lavender explained and everyone looked at her.
"WELL… anyway… I'm going to explain the rules now…" I said slightly shocked at her answer. "We will bring out someone who attends or works at Hogwarts, or has been in some type of contact with Harry Potter. Whether it has been to kill, befriend, worship, or despise him. Who ever clicks on their buzzer first gets to answer, if they answer incorrectly the points will be deducted instead of added and we move on to the next victim, er… man. They will all be wearing Muggle clothing. You must also state the color of the said underwear, or the pattern as the case may be. Don't worry, debts do not have to be paid, and if you win with a debt we'll just give you 100 Galleons instead. Does everyone understand?"
The three girls nodded. "That's good! Now lets start off with the obvious choice Harry Potter," I said looking at a stage that held Harry who was looking confused. "Ladies, Boxers or Briefs?"
There was three almost simultaneous buzzing but it was Hermione's buzzer who went off first. "Go ahead Hermione," I said.
"He wears dark green boxers," Hermione stated firmly.
"Lets see if you are right," I said mischievously. "ACCIO HARRY POTTER'S PANTS!" The pants ripped off his bottom half and left him red in the face wearing only his dark green boxers and his shirt, which of course was not long enough to cover his boxers.
"Well, you were right Hermione! You get 100 Galleons!" I said.
Harry was there looking stunned. "Can I have my pants back?" he asked first.
"Nope, they are going to be auctioned off to charity," I replied.
"Um, where am I supposed to go without my pants?" he asked.
"On that bench over there," I replied pointing to the bench underneath the large sign 'Boxers' next to it was a bench underneath a sign that said briefs. And there was a door that said 'Neither' for our less than TV friendly men.
"Hermione? How did you KNOW that?" he asked his friend.
"Well erm… uh…" Hermione stuttered.
"Harry, go to the bench," I said. "Otherwise I'll get the guard to bring you over…"
There at the Boxers' Bench stood Zenya, a good friend of mine, with handcuffs and her wand out looking as if she wanted to drag Harry over. He saw that and went quietly to the bench and sat down.
"As you can see," I said. "We have guards at each of our stations. Zenya is at the Boxers' bench, Virtie is at the Briefs' bench, and BadBoyLover is guarding the Neither Room. Say hi people!"
They all said hi while Zenya was keeping a close watch on Harry. He started to fidget uncomfortably.
"Okay!" I said. "Our next, er, oh heck. Everyone knows they are victims! Anyway our next victim is Ronald Weasley. Boxers or Briefs?"
Again it was a close call but Lavender beat both Hermione and Ginny. "White Boxers with vertical maroon stripes," she said.
"WAIT!" Ron cried holding tightly onto his pants. "Can't I just tell you what I wear?" he begged.
"Well… Guards?" I asked with an evil grin on my face.
"NOPE!" agreed Zenya, Virtue, and most definitely BBL.
"Its more fun this way," I said grinning. "ACCIO RONALD WEASLEY'S PANTS!"
Although Ron tried desperately to hold onto his pants he, of course, failed. I ended up holding his pants and he ended up trying to cover up his white boxers with vertical maroon stripes, with his t-shirt.
"Lavender… How'd you know what underwear my brother wears?" Ginny asked slyly.
Lavender blushed deeply. "I broke into the boys dormitory once… and well it wasn't empty… Ron was changing."
Ron was starting to blush furiously. "Okie… Ron, go over to the Boxer's Bench," I said after blinking rapidly.
He went over to Harry and it looked like they were starting to plot so Zenya broke them up.
Okie People… YOU get to decide who goes up next!
I have a couple of people in mind…. But I want to hear from you!
Now remember Young Grasshoppers…
For want of reviews
The motivation was lost.
For want of motivation,
The inspiration was lost.
For want of inspiration,
The plot was lost.
For want of a plot,
The writer was lost.
For want of a writer,
The story was lost.
And all for the want of reviews.
So just push that little ole button!
And updates may take a while… I'm putting most of my concentration on 'The End of Those Days' and school is starting up next week… *starts to gag* And I'll be lucky to be able to write, let alone update on the weekends… Sorry folks… School most definitely puts a damper on writing…
*looks at what she just wrote* okay… That makes some sense but shouldn't be true… although it is… eh… I'll shut up now so you can review :}