A/N: A letter to Harry from Voldemort, after the final battle.
I don' t own Harry Potter, but I REALLY wish I did!
R&R
Dear Harry James Fucken Potter,
You should know, that I totally hate ur guts, and after I take over and re-kill the people who are dead in hell, I'm gonna crucio you 'till ur a piece of dead meat.
I'm really hate you, cuz like you killed me, and like, the unicorns like you better than me. I mean, why should they hate me, I'm just a bad ass murderer. MWA HAHAHAHAHA!
Any way, do you wanna like, duel again, cuz I've been practicing, and like Satan's died a couple times here, and I'm getting bored.
Oh yeah, and I met this totally awesome BFF in Hell to, his name is Soren, and he put his life depending on a ring too! I mean, how is that not amazing, and completely awesome? Oh yeah, and his nemeses is and old gray man too. BFFs 4ever!
Anyway you son of a bitch, why in the world did you kill me? I mean, I'm totally awesome right.
Oh, but thank your carrot's mum for killing Bella, I was getting really tired of her always raping me. (And I thought the men were supposed to do that) Anyway, she kept forgetting her REAL husbands name, and like, just using him to practice her curses on.
So like, you wanna go and kill my other Death Eaters for me, because with only Bella here, it getting awfully boring. Oh no! Here she is to rape me and tease me about the unicorns hating my guts, (did you know there are unicorns in Hell?)
I gtg,
bye bye.
Being screwed by a 5/7 blood (yup, Bella's not a pureblood either),
Voldy
Well was it too random, too boring, any thing, because I'm getting really sad that no one bothers to review, because I always review stories, and no one else does. :(