Filken Lied : Chief Kakuzawa's Plans

by Gojirob

Chief Kakuzawa is a lying sexist hypocritical bigot - and those are his good points. A song filk tribute set to the theme song to the 1960's 'The World Of Commander McBragg' cartoon shorts. Yeah, this one is obscure, even by my standards. Better You Tube it for reference.

Chief Kakuzawa's Plans

By Rob Morris

(To The Tune Of 'The World Of Commander McBragg' Theme Song )

This is the Lied of Chief Kakuzawa's plans
Your kids have horns in Chief Kakuzawa's plans
He ruins lives by the millions
But wants to do billions
For this is Chief Kakuzawa's plan

When Lucy's Mom searches over the land
She may be caught in Chief Kakuzawa's plans.
When a mother you've tagged
Just go on and brag!
Or so says Chief Kakuzawa's plan

Legends believing and no time for grieving

Shooting your own hand too

Red Shirts and Dead Skirts and Pseudo-Biblical Blurts

There's no depths he won't sink to

Playing both sides with a bad toupee

and stealing from Nazis too

Home invading and clone despoiling

The Chief doesn't think things through

This is the Lied of Chief Kakuzawa's plans
The Earth will shake as a result of his plans

He told Lucy her Mom's fate

Then her brother to mate

And so ended Chief Kakuzawa's plans!