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Dart: Happy New Year's everyone!
Albert: ¡El próspero Año Nuevo, todos!
Dart: Good evening. Welcome to New 100 at 12:00 A.M.
Albert: Buenas noches. Dé la bienvenida a Nuevo 100 en 12:00 DE LA MAÑANA.
Dart: I am Dart, your main anchorman along with Lavitz.
Lavitz: Hi!
Albert: Soy el Dart, su anchorman principal junto con Lavitz.
Dart: Also meet Shana and Miranda-
Shana: We are on television? Coolieo!
Miranda: No duh. This is the news.
Dart: .The stock people, Meru and Rose-
Meru: *Waves frantically* HeyLo!
Rose: Hello.
Dart: .the interviewers, Haschel and Kongol-
Haschel: Peace!
Kongol: Kongol on the news. Kongol thinks this cool.
Dart: .are the sports people.um.Melbu Frahma with Lloyd are the weather people.
Melbu: You mean Winglies. You humans suck.
Lloyd: Umm.
Dart: Winglies! Whatever! And Albert is the Spanish translator.
Albert: Shana y Miranda son la gente de acciones, Meru y Subieron son la gente que entrevista, Haschel y Kongol son la gente deportiva, Melbu Frahma junto con Lloyd son los meteorólogos y yo soy Albert, el traductor español de ingles
Meru: *Spins around* Coolieo! Soooo, what do we do?
Lavitz: We have one hour until year 2000 starts.
Lloyd: We could drink booze, beer, and martinis until we can't see the lights anymore!
Haschel: Now, that would take too long. And besides, there are toooooooo many people here! So half the people here are going out of here!
Dart: How are you going to divide eleven people into half?
Miranda: Like this! Hey Lloyd, give me the Dragon Buster!
Shana: Get away from me!
Albert: ¡La pregunta!
Kongol: What does Albert guy want?
Albert: ¿Cómo venga tengo que ser el traductor inglés del español?
Melbu: Because you can't stop speaking it, pitiful human.
Albert: There! I stopped speaking Spanish! Shoot me in the head!
Rose: My pleasure! *Takes out a 7mm.*
Dart: *Shakes head* This is ludicrous.
Meru: *Runs up to everyone holding a paper* Hey guys! I have big news!
Lavitz: Did the White House blow up?
Meru: No.
Melbu: Did all the humans die?
Meru: Noo!
Melbu: *Bangs fist on the table* Darn!
Haschel: Did the Nuclear Power Plant blow up to send all the rabid bunnies out to kill us?
Kongol: What? Bunny kill people? Bunny kill Kongol? No!
Lloyd: Bunnies?! *Jumps into Kongol's arms* EE! Save me!
Meru: There are no bunnies!
Miranda: Then tell us for God's sake!
Meru: A girl didn't get to go to the Teenager's New Year's Party tonight!
Shana: *Gasp* Poor her!
Albert: *Cries* This is sadder than, "The Kid who got Clothes for Christmas"!
Dart: That was a sad movie!
Meru: She is a fox girl named Krystal Owens of Lakewood, Ohio.
Rose: I guess that we have to interview her.
Melbu: Yup, stupid human.
Rose: *Glares* Let's get this over with, Meru.
Dart: Happy New Year's everyone!
Albert: ¡El próspero Año Nuevo, todos!
Dart: Good evening. Welcome to New 100 at 12:00 A.M.
Albert: Buenas noches. Dé la bienvenida a Nuevo 100 en 12:00 DE LA MAÑANA.
Dart: I am Dart, your main anchorman along with Lavitz.
Lavitz: Hi!
Albert: Soy el Dart, su anchorman principal junto con Lavitz.
Dart: Also meet Shana and Miranda-
Shana: We are on television? Coolieo!
Miranda: No duh. This is the news.
Dart: .The stock people, Meru and Rose-
Meru: *Waves frantically* HeyLo!
Rose: Hello.
Dart: .the interviewers, Haschel and Kongol-
Haschel: Peace!
Kongol: Kongol on the news. Kongol thinks this cool.
Dart: .are the sports people.um.Melbu Frahma with Lloyd are the weather people.
Melbu: You mean Winglies. You humans suck.
Lloyd: Umm.
Dart: Winglies! Whatever! And Albert is the Spanish translator.
Albert: Shana y Miranda son la gente de acciones, Meru y Subieron son la gente que entrevista, Haschel y Kongol son la gente deportiva, Melbu Frahma junto con Lloyd son los meteorólogos y yo soy Albert, el traductor español de ingles
Meru: *Spins around* Coolieo! Soooo, what do we do?
Lavitz: We have one hour until year 2000 starts.
Lloyd: We could drink booze, beer, and martinis until we can't see the lights anymore!
Haschel: Now, that would take too long. And besides, there are toooooooo many people here! So half the people here are going out of here!
Dart: How are you going to divide eleven people into half?
Miranda: Like this! Hey Lloyd, give me the Dragon Buster!
Shana: Get away from me!
Albert: ¡La pregunta!
Kongol: What does Albert guy want?
Albert: ¿Cómo venga tengo que ser el traductor inglés del español?
Melbu: Because you can't stop speaking it, pitiful human.
Albert: There! I stopped speaking Spanish! Shoot me in the head!
Rose: My pleasure! *Takes out a 7mm.*
Dart: *Shakes head* This is ludicrous.
Meru: *Runs up to everyone holding a paper* Hey guys! I have big news!
Lavitz: Did the White House blow up?
Meru: No.
Melbu: Did all the humans die?
Meru: Noo!
Melbu: *Bangs fist on the table* Darn!
Haschel: Did the Nuclear Power Plant blow up to send all the rabid bunnies out to kill us?
Kongol: What? Bunny kill people? Bunny kill Kongol? No!
Lloyd: Bunnies?! *Jumps into Kongol's arms* EE! Save me!
Meru: There are no bunnies!
Miranda: Then tell us for God's sake!
Meru: A girl didn't get to go to the Teenager's New Year's Party tonight!
Shana: *Gasp* Poor her!
Albert: *Cries* This is sadder than, "The Kid who got Clothes for Christmas"!
Dart: That was a sad movie!
Meru: She is a fox girl named Krystal Owens of Lakewood, Ohio.
Rose: I guess that we have to interview her.
Melbu: Yup, stupid human.
Rose: *Glares* Let's get this over with, Meru.