Author's Note: Yeah. Another series. This will start off with just manga that I fancy. I won't take requests until a fair way through it.
Just a note of warning, this will contain profanity.
This was written just after RotI, so this is season 5.
"Hello, determined viewing world! Chris McLean here, bringing you an all new season of Total Drama. I'm here at Camp Wawanakwa yet again, fixed of most of it's radioactive sludge. Our campers will be here any minute now, and this season, we'll do something new. Each day, our lucky campers will be subject to challenges based on manga and anime, straight from Japan! And-"
A boat can be heard buzzing in the air, and it is heading to the campground quickly. It stops just short of the dock, and launches the passenger off and into a post on the dock.
"Tyler! Good to see you back, buddy! Nasty faceplant there. Just wait it out, and go to the infirmary after the others arrive. I'm sure you'll feel better after seeing…speak of the devil, here she comes now! Lindsay!"
"Linds!" called Tyler, rubbing his face and jumping onto the recently stopped boat.
"Tyler!" she smiled, and kissed him hard on the lips. They hugged, and Tyler leaned a little to far to the side, toppling the both of them into the water.
"As I was saying, there is a new person coming in this season. She isn't a camper though, welcome the new nurse, Lara!" called Chris, pointing to the new infirmary building next to the cabins.
"Was that my-wah!" she yelled, falling out of the window and hitting the ground with a crash.
"Ooh! That must've hurt! Speaking of hurt, here comes our next camper, Eva!"
"Oh no…" Lindsay sighed, drying her hair off. The boat holding Eva was travelling slowly, and Eva screamed something inaudible. The driver started driving quicker, and almost crushed Chris.
"That's more like it. Hey Chris!" she said, actually smiling.
"Eva? What happened?" Lindsay said, looking shocked and walking nearer the girl.
Eva had longer hair, and it was out instead of the normal ponytail. Her mole was gone, and her monobrow had become two eyebrows, which were both thinner. Instead of her usual getup, she was sporting a thin blue t-shirt and long grey pants. She was still, however, carrying her bag of barbells.
"I just had a slight change. And anger management…got a problem with that!" she yelled. Chris quickly shook his head, and Lindsay cried and ran back to Tyler.
Eva walked and stood next to Tyler, and smiled at him. He edged away slowly.
"Our next camper is someone a little more fun, our own party boy. Geoff!"
"Yeahh! Rock on! How's it goin' Chris, my man!"
"Not bad, Geoff. You'll be glad to hear that Blaineley didn't pay her lawyers enough, and she caved. She's not comin' back this season."
"Oh…yeahh!" he smiled, walking happily to the rest of the campers.
"Hey Chris, who's the new girl?"
"That's not a new girl…that's Eva…" Tyler whispered to him.
Geoff looked to his right and saw the anger on Eva's face and looked away quickly.
"The rest of the players all know now of Eva's…change, so no more mishaps. Our next camper, or should I say, campers are Katie and Sadie!" Chris smiled, pointing to empty water. He spoke into his mobile phone. "Chef? Where's the boat?"
"They refuse to go. They want to be last! Stubborn little…"
"They can't go last! We've got the surprise contestant then! Tell them…second last. Okay? Okay. Well…our next camper I guess will be-!"
Chris was lifted off of his feet by a strong arm on the back of his neck.
"It's me, eh?" he said, letting go of Chris. He lowered his beanie and walked over to the other campers.
"Yes…*gasp*…Ezekiel…*gasp*."
"You are going down this season, Chris. I will make sure of it…" he frowned, lifting his beanie and scratching his nearly bald head.
"Good to hear the treatment went well…" he said, before passing out.
"My turn!" yelled Lara, running from the infirmary window with a bandaid on her face. Her black hair lay down to her shoulders and her white nurses uniform shone brightly. "Our next camper is…uh…oh no…next camperS are Heather and Alejandro!" she smiled sarcastically, whacking her forehead.
On the approaching boat, there were two campers sucking face. Heather was being held by Alejandro, who had very short hair now. She had cut her hair as well, as to not make Al feel self conscious.
Without so much as a hello, Alejandro walked Heather to the other campers. As if synchronized, Alejandro and Heather both stopped and shot Lindsay evil glares. She gulped and hid behind Tyler, who slowly walked and hid behind Geoff.
"Calm down guys. It's only the bitch." said Eva.
"You can talk, new girl." smiled Heather snidely.
"Want me to tear you a new one?"
Heather shut up.
"Ignoring the previous two, our next camper is Justin! Otherwise known as Hotty McSweetness." she smiled, pointing to the shirtless camper standing proudly on the boat. He hopped off slowly, and strutted towards the other campers.
"Hey guys. Nice to meet you, Alejandro, dude." he smiled.
Confession Cam: Alejandro
"Ah! Finally, a person who rivals me in women seduced. He must be taken down or…I must befriend him!"
"After that…sweet break, the next campers to arrive are Sierra and…oh my god! Cody!" she yelled, pointing towards an oncoming boat. As soon as the boat hit the dock, Cody came plummeting off it. He got up quickly and ran away from the boat. Sierra jumped off and quickly ran after him, soon to be tripped by Lara.
"Stay away from Cody, please. He's gonna be MY man." Lara said, smiling sweetly at Sierra.
"Wha-"
"Oh no you did NOT just say that!" Sierra screamed, grabbing Lara by the neck and throwing the both of them into the water.
Chris stood quickly, brushed off his shirt and sighed 'finally'.
"After that short interruption, of which there will be NO more, the next camper is here! Welcome, everyone, Silent B!" smiled Chris, watching the large bodied boy in a hovering chair float slowly towards the dock with a laptop. He walked towards the campers, and stood next to Cody. He nudged Cody with his elbow, pointed towards Lara and Sierra having an underwater fist fight over him, then gave him a thumbs up.
"Wait, the NEW campers are gonna be here too? What the fuck?" yelled Heather, storming up to Chris. Chris ignored her.
"Our next camper is NEW Heather, Gwen!" he smiled, pointing towards the girl, trying to jump off of the boat and swim back.
"Let me go!" she yelled, kicking and screaming into Chef's shirt, as he carried her over to the campers and dumped her down. He chained her hands and feet together and put a padlock through them. "Help!"
"Serves you right, NEW me!" smiled Heather, walking towards the struggling girl.
Gwen replied by spitting right into Heather open mouth.
She stops talking and gets up to stand next to Alejandro, too disgusted to speak.
"Our next campers are Mike and Zoey!" smiled Chris, pointing to the two on the boat. They, unlike the other couples, were merely holding hands as the boat approached. They both walked off of the boat smiling.
"Hey Chris, nice to see you again."
"Yeah. Good to see the place is in better condition."
"Better condition, yeah! Hahaha!" he laughed, wiping a tear from his eye. He ushered Mike and Zoey towards the other campers, and looked back at his cards.
"Our next camper is lean, he's mean, he's nerdy as heck to boot, Harold!" He smiled, handing Harold a note as he walked past.
"Back at camp. Still more favourable to my skills. He smiled, picking his nose." When he got back to the other campers, he read the note in his hand. "This entire season will be more favourable to your 'skills'."
"Awesome!" he thought to himself.
"Our next campers are a new couple! They lived near each other and hit it off after World Tour, and we know this thanks to Sierra." Sierra waved from the water smiling, before Lara jumped over her head and smashed her under the water. "Please welcome new couple Trent and Courtney!"
"What?" yelled Gwen.
Trent and Courtney were arriving in separate boats for some reason. They both had new necklaces, each one with half a heart.
"Aww." Lindsay and Tyler giggled at the same time.
"Good to see you, Chris. Any new music challenges?"
"Maybe… and no threatening to sue this time, Courtney."
"I'm past that. Ever since I fell for Trent…" she blushed and hugged up really close to him.
They walked off to the other campers, who were crowding up the dock quickly.
"Our next camper is an egghead. 'Nuff said. Here's introducing, Noah!" Chris smiled dramatically, presenting a beautiful looking boat. It was an indescribable colour and it had large, fancy decorations all over it.
"Ladies, ladies, one at a time." he smiled, walking off of the luxury boat.
"Hey, Noah, where'd you get the money? You rob a bank or something?" asked Alejandro with a scowl.
"No. Brains can get you places though." He said smiling. As he walked, there was a sudden gasp.
"What happened to your face, bro?" asked Geoff.
"Oh, this?" he asked, pointing to a large scar across his nose, just under the eyes. "I was cut up a bit by some gang member or something. I don't remember much."
Even with the large amount of money he had, he still sported the dorky attire he normally did in the show.
"Chris, hurry up! How many more people?" asked Justin impatiently. "This much sun isn't good for my skin!"
"Just around twenty more." he smiled. "Our next camper comes from our local fast food restaurant, Owen!"
"Woo! Here's hoping for another great season!" he smiled, falling face first off of the boat with a bag of chips in his hand. The chip bag popped all over the other campers, and one of the campers who had just gotten there.
"Argh!" she screamed, ripping the bag from Owen's hands and throwing it over the lake.
"No!" he screamed after the bag.
"Ehuhuhuh!" laughed the gaming camper next to the chip covered girl.
"Here's welcoming Sam and Dakota! I see the rehab failed for the most part." said Chris, eyeing the long green hair from Dakota's face, and the orange, scaly skin.
"I'm fine with it." she said in her echoing voice, albeit slightly lower.
They walked over to the other campers while Owen tried to swim towards the floating chip bag.
"Argh!" he screamed, trying to swim back with the bag of chips in his hand. A large grey fin had emerged from the water and was swimming towards him quickly.
"Oh, hey Owen. Hahaha!" laughed an orange haired girl with a fake shark fin on her back. She swam back to shore.
"Izzy! Crazy as always!" laughed Chris.
"You know it!"
"I will do anything in my power to get eliminated first. I hate this place!" yelled an orange haired boy, stepping off of the boat.
"Oh no!" gasped Zoey.
"Don't worry, girlie, I won't be here for long. I plan to get out of this dump before too long."
"Phew! That's a load of paperwork from Chef's schedule." laughed Chris.
"Our next camper is Duncan! Get over here Gwen!" he smiled. Duncan came jumping from the boat. The two embraced in a large hug, before Duncan looked up.
"No way! Courtney and…Trent?" he gasped.
Courtney was holding hands with Trent at the other side of the dock.
"Could you unlock me first?" asked Gwen, struggling with the chains on her arms and legs. Duncan did as he was told, and looked shocked towards Courtney and Trent. They looked back at Duncan awkwardly.
"I knew he'd react like this…" Courtney whispered to Trent.
"What a reunion! All lovey dovey. Now, let's go to the exact opposite. Our two queens of sass, Leshawna and Anne Maria!" Chris said, not bothering to raise his arm to the boat containing the two.
"No awesome intro? You're a let down like always, Chris." Leshawna said, leaving her pose to walk onto the dock.
"Yea, I'm wit dis sista." she said, looking uneasy when she scanned over Ezekiel, recognising him as her 'stalker'.
She stood as far away from Ezekiel as possible, while Leshawna stood next to Gwen and Duncan.
"Next up is our very own mystic, Dawn!" he smiled, pointing to an empty boat. "ugh…oh!"
Dawn had suddenly appeared right in front of him.
"I've been working on my psychic powers over the year, and am now a skilled mystic." she smiled at everyone, especially B.
"Ooh! I'm a mystic too! Check this out!" yelled Izzy, blowing into Owen's index finger and making his hair somehow grow longer.
Dawn looked intrigued and walked slowly over to Izzy.
"Our last wave of campers is coming in now. I would like everybody to stand off the dock please, as it's teetering and not looking very safe.
All twenty seven campers walked in between the three cabins. No one seemed to notice a new third cabin, and Chris decided to not mention it.
"Our next camper is our local surfer chick, Bridgette! Not many of you may know, but she just got a silver medal in her regional surfing comp. Get down here Bridgette, Geoff's waiting." he smiled. Geoff was already waiting at the foot of the dock to escort Bridgette off of the boat. She smiled at all of the other campers and took Geoff's hand to help her down the ramp from the boat. She was sporting her silver medal over her blue jacket.
She was escorted all the way to the other campers, and seemed to notice a third cabin, but decided not to mention it.
"Next up is the girl who's been awake since five this morning waiting to get here, Beth!" he smiled. "With changes!"
Beth stepped off of the boat and smiled. She had her glasses removed, and her hair was now down and around her waist. Her freckles were gone and she had lost some wait (albeit not much). She waved at the campers and walked up to them. Justin offered her a spot next to him, and she gladly accepted.
Confessional Cam: Beth
"Justin is trying to control me in this game already? Wait a few challenges, dude."
"Chatty Staci, incoming! Welcome, Staci." Chris waved.
She was slowly getting off of the boat, and was holding a bag of chips.
"Did someone drop this? I found it in the lake. My great-great-great-great grandfather invented chips, yeah, before that people just ate flavoured potatoes, yeah."
Owen ran up to her, kissed her cheek and ran back with the chips.
Confessional Cam: Noah
"That was faster that I have ever seen any human go before. Impressive."
Staci giggled sweetly and ran towards the other campers.
"That was scary. Speaking of scary, or in this case, scaredy, here's DJ!" Chris welcomed, ushering towards the oncoming boat.
On the boat huddled a large, buff scaredy cat. He was whimpering and crawling off of the boat with fear in his eyes.
"What's gotten ya down, brah?" asked Geoff.
"That…!" he pointed at the next boat.
On the boat stood a girl in a grey sweatshirt and blue pants.
"Jo!" Chris smiled, punching the girl in the arm.
"You should know better than to hit a girl, Chris. Girls can it back!" she growled as she punched him off of the dock.
"Girl? What girl? Lightning don't see no girl!" smiled an oblivious football player walking off of the next boat.
"Lightning! You still don't know I'm a girl?" Jo growled.
"You're a what?" yelled Lightning, walking towards the other campers. Jo stomped after him.
"Next up: Brick!" Chris smiled ecstatically, drying off his clothes.
"Brick McArthur reporting for camp, sir!" he saluted confidently.
"At ease, soldier. Stand at alert with the other campers." Chris commanded, standing straight. Brick followed suit quickly.
"So many people! Cool!" smiled a short boy walking off the boat. "I've wanted to meet you for forever!" Cameron waved to the crowd. Lightning gave him a deathly glare and Cameron stopped waving. He looked down into the splashing water.
"You too, Sierra!" he smiled, getting up and walking towards the rest of the crowd.
"Cameron! So many ques-ah!" she gasped, being dunked under by Lara.
"Next up is our local best friends forever, Katie and Sadie! For real this time!" he smiled, bringing in the boat containing the two.
Katie looked virtually the same, while Sadie looked different. She was amazingly skinnier, but still with a slightly plump figure. They both smiled at the crowd, then at each other.
"Hey guys! Guess what!" yelled Katie.
"What?" replied Gwen loudly.
"We're dating now!" called Sadie.
"What? Come closer, we can't hear you, eh!" yelled Ezekiel.
The two girls ran over to the crowd of campers.
"We've started dating now!" Katie screamed. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Don't think about us any differently though."
"It was bound to happen."
"Predictable."
"We could see that from a mile away."
"Now campers, we have a special surprise for you. We have one more camper to bring in."
"36, 37. But Chris, we're all here!" Bridgette said.
"Not quite. This camper was unfairly eliminated. He wasn't invited to any Total Drama parties. He wants back, and he's determined."
"You don't mean…" said Owen brightly.
"No way!" called Sierra, pushing Lara off of her slightly.
"That's right. Please welcome in MR. COCONUT!" yelled Chris as the last boat approached. On it lay Mr. Coconut. He toppled onto his side when the boat stopped and rolled into the water.
"What?" asked Duncan.
"Now, report to the dining hall for dinner and meet me back here at 9:00pm for teams."
After dinner, all 38 campers reported to Chris after dinner and stood around a rather large camp fire.
"You are about to be sorted into teams. Teams were randomly selected beforehand, and CANNOT be changed."
Katie and Sadie gulped.
"Here, I have 38 medals. Three different colours. Team one will be Red Medals. Team two will be Blue Medals. Team three will be Yellow Medals."
"Three teams?"
"Three teams. But don't worry, you can name them. Just remember our theme for this season. 'Manga'. Go to each cabin with your teams coloured door. Boys on the left, girls on the right. Think of a team name, and have the team leader report back to me. Either way, the lists are as follows.
"Team one, Red Team. Beth," Beth humbly accepted her medal and walked off to the red cabin. "Ezekiel," he smiled, giving the medal to the farm boy, who whacked him in the head. "DJ," DJ grabbed the medal, and decided to wait for the next person on his team to take him to the cabin instead of going alone. "Katie," Katie grabbed the medal and smiled sweetly to Sadie. She walked DJ to the red cabin. "Lindsay," Lindsay strutted over and grabbed the medal, before tripping and crawling her way to the cabin. "Sam," Sam laughed and grabbed his medal, placing it around his GameBoy G3, which he then took with him to the cabin. "Harold," Harold let out a sigh of relief before grabbing the medal and hitting himself with it accidentally. "Brick," Brick saluted and grabbed the medal, marching to the cabin. "Justin," Justin smiled and grabbed the medal. "Mike," Mike decided to go Svetlana to grab the medal and skip to the cabin. "Gwen," she smiled at Duncan before grabbing the medal. She held it to her chest hoping the next name would be… "and Duncan." Duncan grabbed his medal, then carried Gwen to the red cabin.
"Team two, Blue Team. Heather," she grabbed the medal and stomped off. "Alejandro," he ran after Heather, his medal waving in his palm. "Dawn," she floated towards Chris, grabbed the medal, then disappeared. "B," B gave the campers a thumbs up before taking the medal, clicking a button and having a jetpack pop out of his jacket. "Mr. Coconut," Mr. Coconut toppled to his side. "Izzy," Izzy flipped over to Chris, took the medal and the cart wheeled away. "Noah," he grabbed the medal, put it in his vest pocket and walked off. "Courtney," she kissed the medal and put it against Trent's forehead before walking off. "Owen," Owen let out a loud 'yahoo!' before running off with the medal, then getting tired and walking. "Anne Marie," she put her hairspray away, grabbed the medal, put it in her poof and then twirled the medal in her finger. "Jo," she growled, pushed Cameron out of the way and grabbed the medal. "Trent" he fist bumped the air, and grabbed his medal nonchalantly. "and Lightning." he let out a 'sha-yeah!' and walked off, eyeing Cameron carefully.
"It goes without saying, but the rest of you, and Sierra (splash splash) are in Team three, Yellow Team. That includes Sadie, Leshawna, Cody, Eva, Tyler, Geoff, Bridgette, Scott, Sierra, Zoey, Cameron, Staci and Dakota. Get outta here."
As the campers walked off, Chef came and threw Sierra into the third cabin and Lara into the infirmary.
Xx-Red Team-xX
"Okay, we need to a team leader and a team name." said Gwen.
"I think I should lead this team. I read more manga than anybody here. I…don't have a life." said Harold, removing his hand from his nose.
"I'm fine with 'dorkus' over here leading the team. He would know a lot, and that could help." said Duncan.
"I'm fine with Henry…er…Harold leading the team. What's manga again?" asked Lindsay.
"Japanese comics. *snort*" went Harold.
"All in favour of Harold leading the team say 'I'"
9 of the 11 other campers put their hands up.
"Awesome!" Harold wheezed.
"Now a team name, eh." Ezekiel said.
"Team Bunny." offered DJ.
"He said we have to remember the theme manga." said Brick.
"But he never said we had to use it in our name." replied Sam over his GameBoy.
"Team Alpha?" asked Justin.
"I don't know…Team Awesome?" asked Mike.
"Team Victory?" asked DJ, to which everyone replied with a stern 'NO!'.
"I like Team Awesome." said Gwen.
"I'm for it." stated Justin confidently.
"So that's our name?" asked Sam, peering over his GameBoy again.
"Guess so. Team Awesome!" Duncan called, putting his hand in the middle of the circle.
"Team Awesome!" everyone else chanted in unison, placing their hands on Duncan's.
"Not go tell Chris, Harold." said Katie.
"I'm going, gosh!"
Xx-Yellow Team-xX
"Does anyone know anything about manga here?" asked Sierra to the group. "My Cody-wody does."
"I know a little about it." said Zoey, rubbing her arm.
"The person who knows the most should lead. Harold's probably leading the Red Team." said Leshawna.
"I think that it should be either Cody, Zoey or Dakota." said Eva politely.
"Why me? I don't know about manga." said Dakota.
"But Sam does, right?" asked Eva.
"Well, he's taught me a little…but I don't want to be leader." Dakota said.
"I…don't want to be either. I don't want to have to face off against Mike if Harold didn't get picked." Zoey stated.
"Well I don't have anyone to go against on the other teams, except for Gwen, and she wouldn't know the first thing about manga." said Cody.
"Okay, you're probably 'it' Cody." said Eva.
"My great-great-great-great grandmother invented manga, yeah. She-"
"I doubt that, Staci. Speak up Sadie, Tyler, Geoff, surfer girl." Scott said.
"Shut up Scott!" said Bridgette.
"We still need a team name. And it has to be a manga or…Japanese cartoon?" said Geoff.
"What about Dragon Ball Z?" asked Tyler.
"I don't think that we have to have anything to do with-"
"Quiet Cody." said Scott. "How about that…Pokemon thing?"
"Naruto?" Dakota offered.
"Final Fantas-"
"I like Dragon Ball Z" said Geoff. "Goku was kick-ass."
"I liked that too. Ka-me-ha-me-ha!" yelled Tyler, doing the movements and smacking his hands into a wall accidentally. "Ow!"
"Team Dragon Ball Z it is." said Cameron.
"But guys-"
"Shut up Cody!" yelled Scott. "Team Dragon Ball Z?"
"Team Dragon Ball Z." everyone replied, placing their hands in the middle.
"Ugh…" Cody sighed.
"Shut up!" yelled Scott, whacking Cody.
"That's it!" yelled Sierra, jumping on Scott and smacking him into a wall.
Xx-Blue Team-xX
"Team leader should be Noah." said Dawn quickly.
"I think it should be B." replied Alejandro. "He knows more about gadgets."
"I beg to differ. Noah is a genius! He once created a huge robot in human form and he was powered by cola and-"
"I think that was Franky from One Piece, Izzy." replied Noah. "I think B and I are on the same level of intelligence."
B nodded and pulled a manga out of his bag.
"See? It should be dis guy. He knows what he's talkin' 'bout." said Anne Maria, spraying her hair.
"Lightning thinks he should be the leader. Lightning knows heaps about magna!"
"It's manga, idiot." Jo replied snidely.
"Did you just call Lightning an idiot?" he yelled to her.
"No."
"Oh, okay then. Lightning must be hearing things."
Jo waved her hand towards Lightning with a 'seriously?' face.
"I don't care. We'll just say we couldn't pick and that they're both our leaders. There isn't a rule against that." said Courtney.
Dawn smiled at Noah and B.
"Show me your palms."
"What?" replied Noah, with B making a similar face.
"Palm reading. I can see which one of you would make a better leader." she replied.
Noah outstretched his hand next to B's.
"Hm…interesting…it's the same. Their aura's are similar as well. B's downside would be his silent-ness, and Noah's would be his cockiness. Together, however, they would make a great leader."
B smiled at Noah, and shook hands with him.
"We still need a name." Trent said. "Something Japanese-y."
"How about Team Manga?" asked Courtney.
"Nah, something more awesome…Team Awesome?" offered Trent in reply.
"What do you say, Mr. Cocounut?" asked Izzy.
Mr. Coconut fell to the side.
"Interesting…Team Awesome would already have been taken by Red Team. They have Harold, who knows heaps about manga."
"You've got some real brains, Mr. Coconut." said Owen. "Wanna help me raid the fridge?"
Mr. Coconut didn't move.
"Is that a yes?" Owen asked Izzy.
"Totally. Can I come with?"
"Sure, I guess."
"Yahoo!" she yelled, grabbing Owen and Mr. Coconut and jumping out of the window towards the dining hall.
"…Team Japan?" asked Lightning.
"That so-!…smart. I like it." said Jo, nodding.
"Ahm for dat one." said Anne Maria, spraying her poof.
"Ugh. Fine!" said Heather. She was the first to put her hand in the middle.
"Team Japan it is." smiled Noah.
"TEAM JAPAN!" they all yelled with their hands in the middle.
"So, Team Awesome, Team Dragon Ball Z and Team Japan?" asked Chris.
"That's what they said. And Team Japan couldn't think of a leader, so they've got two." said Lara, reading off of the clipboard.
"I can manage." He turned slowly towards the camera.
"Join us next episode for more exciting fun! Which team will win? Which team will lose? Which camper will be eliminated? Find out next time on-
TOTAL
DRAMA
MANGA!"
Author's Note 2: I know, long. I don't know how long the next chapter will be, but it SHOULD be up within a week. In case you read my other stories, Twilight and her Death Note is on hold until further notice, and Dawn's New School will have another chapter soon.