Response to twilightm00n's Challenge!
Requirements:
-must include an online fight between Sesshomaru, InuYasha, and Kouga for the affections of Kagome, who may or may not be present. Kikyou must also be included.
-does not have to follow original pairings
-must include pocky, ice cream, and badminton
-must be a comedy
Oh, I didn't really know Kouga's relationship to Sesshy, so…-shrug-
Disclaimer: Don't own it.
Important!
I read this story the other day and realized that the uploaded version had cut out chunks of the Word version I had originally typed up. Sorry guys! I tried to fix all the problems.
Speedster720 has signed on.
RamenLuv3r: Hey wolf-breath.
Speedster720: Whaddaya want dog-tud?
Speedster720: turf
Speedster720: turd
RamenLuv3r: ….
RamenLuv3r: That's just sad.
Speedster720: Shut up, half-breed!
RamenLuv3r: Kouga, I need to ask you a very serious question. No jokes.
Speedster720: ...Okayy
RamenLuv3r: Were you born this stupid or were you dropped on your head as a child?
Speedster720: FUCKIN' MUTT
RamenLuv3r: rofl
RamenLuv3r: So, how'd practice go for ya?
Speedster720: eh? Practice? Track's outta season, stupid.
RamenLuv3r: Don't lie to me, I see you practicin every day. Yesterday's mirror conversation was 'Oh Kagome my love, will you be my woman??'
RamenLuv3r: Pathetic
Speedster720: Shut the hell up, you bastard!
RamenLuv3r: Feh, like you have a chance with her anyway. She's obviously got the hots for me.
Speedster720: Kagome is mine, dog-breath! Not yours, not anybody else's, mine. And if you take one step near he I swear I'll rip your heart out so fast you won't even think to scream before you die.
RamenLuv3r: LOLOLOLOL
Speedster720: Arrrrgghhhh!!!!
Speedster720 has signed off.
RamenLuv3r: Eh? Kouga?
Speedster720 is offline and will receive your messages upon signing back on.
Speedster720: I give you full and complete permission to torture, maim, and otherwise mutilate your brother.
WorlDomination666: ….
WorlDomination666: Half-brother, you mindless twit. And I do not need your lowly advice on how to handle him. I've been trying to get the legal documents for torture for years.
Speedster720: Screw the papers! Somebody has to Kill. Him. Before I do!
WorlDomination666: "He" would be rather difficult to kill, "He" is invincible. And if you managed to kill "Him," you would have several billion Christians after you, and not for your 'looks'
Speedster720: alsdkfj;aslfkjldskfj You're just as insufferable as your brother!
WorlDomination666: ….
WorlDomination666: You must honestly be losing it if you would dare to make a comparison between that insolent whelp and myself. An act which warrants painful and certain death.
Speedster720: Um, right, sorry Sesshomaru.
WorlDomination666: Hn.
WorlDomination666: You and the imbecile will sort out this problem. Now.
Speedster720: I blocked him.
WorlDomination666: Then unblock him and start a chatroom. I will referee as needed.
Chat session 8123089403 has begun.
WorlDomination666 has entered the room.
Speedster720 has entered the room
RamenLuv3r has entered the room.
Speedster720: Stupid mutt.
RamenLuv3r: Shut it, wolf!
WorlDomination666: Enough! What is this trivial, petty manner you are now wasting my invaluable time with?
Speedster720: Aside from generally being an asshole…
RamenLuv3r: Icicle up your butt, Sesshy?
WorlDomination666: Silence!
Speedster720: He is trying to take MY Kagome away from me!
WorlDomination: …This entire ordeal is about the issue of a girl?
RamenLuv3r: She was never yours, wolf!
Speedster720: Grrrr back off you mangy puppy!
WorlDomination: InuYasha, don't you already have some girl fawning over you?
Speedster720: HAHAHA you mean you don't knoww???
WorlDomination: No.
RamenLuv3r: No?
Speedster720: lololololololol Check it out dog-breath (insult not intended for you, Sesshomaru)
Speedster720: go to www. pslightly-psychotic. com
RamenLuv3r: Hahaha, you're afraid of my brother.
RamenLuv3r: WTF
RamenLuv3r: WHAT THE FUCK
Speedster720: HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
RamenLuv3r: It's covered in fucking "I love Johnny Depp" icons!!
Speedster720: HAHAHAHAHA serves ya right, ya stupid mutt!
RamenLuv3r: Shut the hell up!
WorlDomination666: I admit, even I find this amusing.
Speedster720: …
RamenLuv3r: …
RamenLuv3r: This is…this is….monumental…Sesshomaru….laughing…
Speedster720: Yeah, laughin' at YOU, puppy!
WorlDomination666: Do not assume this means I am any less…..violent
Speedster720: Never!
RamenLuv3r: Haha, that's right, wolfy, be afraid
WorlDomination666: InuYasha.
RamenLuv3r: Eh?
WorlDomination666: I believe I have a very simple solution to this….problem.
WorlDomination666: You see, Kagome cannot belong to either of you. She. Is. Mine.
RamenLuv3r: WTH?!?!
Speedster720: WTF!?!?!
RamenLuv3r: Sesshomaru you prick, back offa Kagome, ya'hear! Or I'll kill ya!
Speedster720: Yeah! What he said!
WorlDomination666: -shrug- Why don't you ask her who she prefers?
SacredSorceress has been invited.
SacredSorceress has entered the room.
Speedster720: Kagome! Will you be my woman??
RamenLuv3r: Shut the hell up Kouga.
RamenLuv3r: What he means, Kagome, is we would like to know which one of us you like…wolf-breath over here can't seem to get it through his head that you like me more than him
SacredSorceress: Um…hi guys…
Speedster720: Hi Kagome!
RamenLuv3r: Hi Kagome!
Speedster720: Hah, I beat you.
RamenLuv3r: ….That's mature
SacredSorceress: Uh…what were you guys saying before..?
RamenLuv3r: Oh yeah, well, we just wanted to know, which one of us do ya like?
SacredSorceress: Oh! Umm…well…
SacredSorceress: You see, I couldn't like either you, InuYasha, or Kouga….because…I have a crush on….Sesshomaru
WorlDomination666: Do you, now?
Speedster720: WTH??!
RamenLuv3r: WTF!?!
SacredSorceress: WTFH! Sesshomaru! I didn't know you were in the chatroom!
SacredSorceress: Shit.
SacredSorceress: Sorry.
WorlDomination666: Hn.
Speedster720: But-but Kagome! How could you??
RamenLuv3r: He's a total ice prince!
SacredSorceress: Um….Sesshomaru, could you leave? This is awkward enough as it is.
WorlDomination666: Hn.
WorlDomination666 has left the room.
Speedster720: So what's the deal Kagome? How could you fall for a prick like that??
SacredSorceress: Well, for one thing…He's athletic
Speedster720: WHAT?? I'm on track in case you haven't realized!!
SacredSorceress: -shrug- Sesshomaru weight lifts
RamenLuv3r: And what about me?? I'm on badminton team!
SacredSorceress:…Inuyasha, badminton is like tennis for the slow people. If that's your idea of impressive…
Speedster720: But Kagome! I gave you gifts! When has Sesshomaru ever done that??
SacredSorceress: You did?
Speedster720: Yes! On Valentine's day! Strawberry dipped Pocky, your favorite!
SacredSorceress: I thought that was a joke. I'm allergic to strawberries
RamenLuv3r: HAHAHAHAHA man I really got you on that one, Kouga
Speedster720: You stupid dog! I'll kill you!
SacredSorceress: I think I'll leave now...bye guys!
Speedster720: Bye Kagome…
RamenLuv3r: Later Kags
Speedster720: YOU MANGY DOG, I'LL KILL YOU!!
SacredSorceress has left the room.
SacredSorceress: Um…do you want to go for ice cream some time?
WorlDomination666: Hn.
WorlDomination666: No strawberries, correct?
SacredSorceress: Right.
WorlDomination: Friday, then.
Das Ende.
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