Naruto sat alone in small forest clearing in front of a scroll staring at it in annoyance as he slowly pulled it open. He had read the first technique was a clone technique and skipped over it. After going threw several more techniques he quickly realized each technique was more difficult than the last. He grew more and more panicked and pulled the scroll along faster and faster as he realized the deadline was approaching and there wasn't a single technique he thought he could do. He reached the end and stared at the technique and sat stunned for a minute.
"Argh!" He screamed in rage. "There isn't a single one of these I can do!"
He huffed and briefly despaired as he stared at the scroll. He shook his head and smacked his cheeks.
"Okay let's just try this one." Naruto said with a surge of determination.
He took the last move on the list and read the directions it was just a few seals and a small amount of blood. He bit down on his thumb flew through the seals a surge of chakra swirled around him as he slammed his hand on the ground creating a massive cloud of smoke. As it cleared Naruto stood unmoving in the middle of the field like nothing happened. He screamed and tried again and again failing each time.
"One more!" He shouted at the top of his lungs as his hand hit the ground.
Another cloud of smoke appeared but this time neither Naruto nor the scroll was visible.
Naruto heard a splash and felt his knees colliding with something hard while his face landed on something softer but still a bit tough and he thought he heard a little girl scream. After a second he opened his eyes and saw an angry, wet, blonde girl glaring at him. He took a second to realize what his face was pressed against.
"Flat." Naruto said in a daze.
He had a brief moment of clarity before her fist collided and the world went black.
A couple of minutes later he woke up in a seated position, his back against the wall, head ringing from pain. He looked up and a girl with long blond hair and and blue eyes clad only in a white towel with her arms crossed glaring at him with fire in her eyes.
"Who are you, and what are you doing in my bathroom?" She demanded.
"Uhh I'm Naruto Uzumaki." Naruto answered. "And um I don't know."
"You don't know?" She asked rage barely contained.
"I did this move from the back of the scroll and there was this cloud of smoke and next thing I know I'm on my knees waste deep in water." Naruto said.
"Scroll?" The girl said raising an eyebrow and tapping a finger against her arm. "That one?"
She pointed at the tub and Naruto ran past her diving in the water and pulling out a round piece of wood with a piece of wet paper that tore off when he pulled it up.
"Shit!Shit!Shit!" Naruto said trying to pull the mass of wet paper and only succeeding in making a mass of paper mache. The girl stared on as Naruto leaned against the tub streaming tears and muttering. "I am so dead."
"What was that?" the girl asked. Fortunately for Naruto's cranium her curiosity outweighed her anger.
Naruto looked at her and without ever stopping the waterworks told her the whole story of the how he stole the scroll. The girl stared at him with simultaneously dumbfounded and actually slightly impressed. At the end of the story she face palmed.
"I can't believe you bought that story." She said.
"Huh?" Naruto asked.
"There's no way that was a real test." She said. "You were probably just a scapegoat for the real thief."
Naruto's eyes went wide and muttered. "No. No way was I."
"Well it doesn't matter anyway tell me where your from." She said.
"Wait why?" Naruto asked.
"Because the sooner I find out the sooner you can be shipped off home and out of my hair." She said bluntly.
Naruto flinched at that but said. "The village hidden in the leaves."
"What?" The girl asked.
"The village." Naruto started again.
"I heard you the first time but I've never heard of the place." She said.
"What it's like the biggest ninja village of them all." Naruto said.
"Hmm well what country is it in?" She asked.
"The land of fire." Naruto answered.
"Okay which one of Mundus Magicus' hemispheres is that in?" She asked getting exasperated.
"Mundus Magicus?" Naruto asked.
"You've never heard of. What's japan?" She asked all of a sudden.
"Never heard of it." Naruto answered.
"Do you know what Ki or magic are?" She asked.
"Is that like chakra?" Naruto said.
The girl raised an eyebrow and stood thinking as Naruto stared at her confused. She cupped her chin in her hand and raised an eyebrow. She stroked her chin and smiled arrogantly as she looked at him. She eyed him over hungrily as she did.
"Boy do you know what dimensions are?" She asked.
"No idea." Naruto said with out a hint of sarcasm.
"To put it simply it's like two worlds separated by a wall." She explained. "I think you just punched a hole in that wall and went through it."
"Wait! What? I'm in a whole different world? How will I get home? How will I become Hokage? Whose going to water my plants?" Naruto shouted.
The girl slapped him. "Calm down."
Naruto glared at her rubbing his cheek and opened his mouth but the girl didn't give him a chance to speak.
"If you were able to open a hole and come through one way, then you can go the other." She said. "We just have to figure out how, and you were lucky enough to meet me. I am the great mage Evangeline McDowell. If anyone can help you get out of here its me."
Naruto went starry eyed and clung to her excited saying. "Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!"
"Hold on I didn't say I'd help you for free." She said trying to look dignified and threatening while tomato red in a wet towel. "If you want my help you'll have to help me with something."
"What?" Naruto asked.
"Nothing difficult, but I can't use my full power right now. I can regain the absolute best in a week but for that I'll need to regain a bit more of my power to pull it off." Eva said. "All I need from you is a bit of your own strength and I'll be able to send you home easily."
"Okay." Naruto agreed with out a moments hesitation.
"Well then we have an agreement." Eva said, leaning in close she bit down on Naruto's shoulder with a loud chomp.
Naruto let out a yelp as he felt Eva drink several mouth fulls of his blood and let go stepping back. He looked at her and she looked satisfied as she licked some stray drops from her lips. Naruto clutched his bloodstained shoulder and just stared at her having know idea how to respond. He ended up staring right at her as her towel fell off and rocketed into the air smashing his head against the ceiling and knocking himself out.
"Thats two. How much blood does he have." She thought dead pan. "Chachamaru we have a guest bring come put him on the couch."
She wrapped herself back up and smiled. "So much power in just a few gulps."
The door opened a few minutes later and a robot girl with a blank expression walked in. She looked at the unconscious boy in the room and then the paper mache filled tub. She stepped up and picked the boy up to take him to the couch to rest.
A few hours later Naruto slowly rose up and looked straight ahead. He heard the sound of birds chirping and the sun was in his eyes. Apparently it was morning and at some point he had gone from unconscious to just asleep.
"Ah you're awake." Evangeline said.
Naruto turned around to find the vampire walking by followed by Chachamaru holding a large bunch of books.
"What're those?" Naruto asked.
"Nothing you need to know about boy." Evangeline said stopping as Chachamaru continued on her way. "Now that your awake I need to lay down some ground rules for you."
Naruto was clearly annoyed at being ordered around by what seemed like a girl younger than him but nodded anyway. She was helping him get home after all.
"First you can't leave this house." Evangeline said.
"What why?" Naruto whined.
"Because I said so." Eva ordered threateningly.
Naruto pouted and looked away which Eva took as agreement.
"If you want food or something to drink call for Chachamaru and she'll get it for you." Eva said. "Second you're never to come to me. If I want you I'll call for you other wise just watch TV., play a game, read a book I don't care just don't bother me."
Naruto looked at her for a minute and nodded.
"Third no one is aloud to find out about you." Eva said.
"Why?" Naruto asked.
Eva took a second to think of a way to phrase it. "Think of yourself as my secret weapon. If people know about you it defeats the entire purpose."
Naruto sat still thinking how cool it sounded being a secret weapon rather than why she needed a secret weapon in the first place. He nodded grinning widely.
"Lastly when I tell you to do something you do it. No questions asked, even if it breaks one of the first three rules." Eva said.
"Okay." Naruto said.
His stomach growled and Eva looked at him and sighed. "Chachamaru come feed our guest I've got research to do."
Eva walked off to a room in the back of the cottage and a few seconds after Chachamaru stepped out into the main room.
"What would you like?" She asked monotone.
"Cup ramen." Naruto said quickly.
Chachamaru nodded and without a word headed for the kitchen.
Naruto paused for a second before asking. "So how long until the full moon?"
"One week." She answered.
"What!" Naruto screamed. "Ah man what am I supposed to do for a week."
"I could bring you a book." Chachamaru said while the water heater was starting up.
Naruto sat thinking. "I don't want to read, but what else can I do, uh train. No I can't go outside and she'd probably get mad at me for destroying her house. Can't explore, can't really even talk to anyone. I guess there's no choice... I have to, ugh, read."
"I guess." Naruto said.
"I will show you where to find them." Chachamaru said.
Four minutes later Naruto was following Chachamaru into a small room with a large bottle inside. Chachamaru guided Naruto into the magic circle and in a flash of light he was in the room. When Naruto looked around he say that the place was a large resort. He stared awestruck at the place.
"What is this?" Naruto asked.
"Mistress magic resort." Chachamaru answered. "Follow me the library is this way."
"Never mind If there's something like this I'll just train for a week." Naruto said.
"That would be a bad idea." Chachamaru informed. "Time here passes at a relative rate of one day inside for every hour outside. You would be in here for almost half a year."
Naruto paled as he thought of spending that long alone in a big bottle.
"The library is this way." Chachamaru said walking off.
Naruto followed close behind asking any random thing that came to mind. "So why does the little witch need to wait till the full moon?"
"The barrier restraining her powers is weakest during the full moon." Chachamaru answered.
"Oh." Naruto said. "So why is she stuck in a barrier?"
"The one who put it never returned to take it down." Chachamaru answered. They arrived at a large room full of bookshelves. "Non fiction is the shelves on the left hand side, Fiction is next to that, tomes of magic to the right of that, and the manga is the shelves closest to the right hand wall."
Naruto scanned over the shelves before focusing on the manga.
"One more thing, we can't leave the resort for a day, when you want to sleep I'll show you to one of the bed rooms." Chachamaru said.
"What a whole day?!" Naruto whined. He sighed shook his head and walked off into the manga looking for eight days worth of anything good. "This is going to be a long week."
Okay I'm taking requests, review or PM either is fine, on who all should be in the harem, I don't think it's a much of a spoiler that Eva's plan isn't exactly going to work, but I've got some conditions on those requests. And don't worry this should be the only chapter with a long end note.
1)I want a good reason, Not just a list or a name an actual solid reason. Better the reason better the odds simple as that. Also any interesting subplots thrown in help your odds a bit.
2)No requests for Konoka, Setsuna, and Eva. Eva is already in and Konoka and Setsuna are each others' love interest. Also it should go with out saying but I'll bring it up anyway just in case obviously no Naruto characters, because if I don't someones going to throw out some convoluted method of adding Hinata.
3)Reasonable numbers. Harems not going above six. So no suggesting half of the named female cast please.
4)Lastly while not most important I'd rather use something that hasn't been done in every story so, any suggestions to girls that aren't normally paired with Naruto and a solid reason will probably beat out equally good but over used examples.
I'll keep a short end note at the end of every chapter to keep you all updated on whose in and how many open spots are left.
Thanks for reading and hope you like the story.