Random Much?

Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter series.

James sighed. He was on the lounge in the Gryffindor common room. And he was bored. Very bored. Extremely bored. Bored out of his brains. Now, what could he do that would make him not Very Bored? Well, he could find Snivellus and shove him into a closet with only a very, very spiky porcupine…but Lily wouldn't like that. He could go to the library…did he actually think "go to the library"? He could do his Transfuguration work…nah, procrastinating is a good thing…hmmm. There seemed to be nothing he could do…

"There's nothing to do here!" James groaned.

Remus raised an eyebrow from his comfy position in a chair by the fire.

"Did it take you that long to figure out?" James groaned again and went off to find Sirius.

Meanwhile, Sirius was bored. And hungry. And annoyed because Snivllus was in the hospital wing (Sirius had put him there after an encounter with the Giant Squid) so he could not annoy him. And hungry. Did I mention hungry?

"Padfoot?" Sirius sighed in relief. He wouldn't have to drag Snivellus out of the Wing.

"What's up, Prongsie?"

"The sky. Also, I have nothing to do. Nothing at all! How did this here disaster befall us all?"

"Uh-uh. Perhaps if you lay off the dramatics, it would not be a "disaster" at all."

"Fine." Nobody spoke for some time as Sirius played with a quill (then accidentally-on-purpose dropping it into the fire "Ooops. Do you think Snivellus will be mad?") and James counted the number of bristles (1, 2, 3, 4…3721, 3722, 3723…) on another of Snape's quills.

"I have an idea." James looked at Sirius eagerly.

"I'll agree to almost anything, I'm so bored."

"Well…"

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Remus was eating a Shepherd's Pie when…

"Konnichiwa!"

"I LOVE STRINGERS! THEYS AWESOME! AND THEYS GONNA RULE THE WOOOORLD" Remus winced at the grammatically incorrect sentences, then what the boys had said really registered.

"Err James? Since when did you become Japanese? And Sirius? Yes, stringers are tasty, but they won't rule the world, I'm sure…"

"So sue me!"

"Die you…Giant Squid! Ya."

"No! Not my beloved Jenny…"

"You…you SPONGE-EATER!"

"…" Remus stared. What on earth, no wait, what IN THE UNIVERSE had gotten into those two?

"Dotdotdotdotdotdot…"

"Rawwwwwwwrrr! I kills you now!"

"You pawned the DOOR?"

"Look! A dragon!"

"GLADIATOR TYCOON IS AWESOME!"

"I have a KITTY GUN!"

"Well…err…I have a RANDOM-ITEM-SHOOTING GUN! Err, yes."Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. James and Sirius grinned and looked at Remus.

"Well? Were my random sentences better, or his?"

"Mine! Always mine!" Remus drew in a deep breath.

"It was a…competition?"

"Yep. To see who could say the most random sentences in one minute."

"Mmmhm."

"I think I have an overload of randomness now…"

I love randomosity. It rocks a lot.

ienjoypops, or Queen of Randomosity ^^