Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Well, today is a huge day, isn't it? I'm just writing new fanfics left and right. What am I, a fanfiction factory? Heh.
"Yo, chump!" A Red Scout called out to a Blu Heavy that was eating a sandvich. "Bet I can snatch that sandwich of yours away without you looking!"
The Blu Heavy just looked at the Red Scout oddly, laughing as he shook his head, continuing to eat. The Red Scout ran up to the Blu Heavy, attempting to bonk him when he was suddenly snipped by the Blu Sniper, who was hiding out on a rooftop nearby towards the north.
"That was easier than I thought." The Blu Sniper muttered to himself as he heard footsteps, turning around and shooting a Blu Soldier, who was actually a Red Spy in disguise. The Blu Sniper smirked as he shook his head. "Better luck next time, mate."
The Blu Heavy continued eating his sandvich as he was then blasted by a Red Denoman, who snuck his way around the brown, barren battlefield as hordes of Red and Blu Scouts started flooding the place, all of them getting shot up by sentries set up on different sides by a Red Engineer and a Blue Engineer, respectively. A Blu Medic tried approaching the remains of the dead Blu Heavy, only to get burned by a Red Pyro, who made his presence known as the entire area was lit on fire.
A normal day in Team Fortress 2.