Here it is, Season 2! But before we start off, I've decided to add something to this parody that I did not have in the last one. A counter! Basically, I'll be adding points whenever a specific action occurs.. Why? Because after parodying season one, I got curious.
Add-In (AI): One point for every person/place/thing that is not in the books.
Book Rape (BR): A point for whenever something from the books has been so messed up that book fans start petitioning to remove "based on the Sword of Truth series of books" from the credits.
Confessed (C): Added in last minute. One point for every person confessed.
Death Toll (DT): A point for every person who dies in this seemingly, endless war.
Epic Sword Fight (ESF): A point for every time I find myself typing "epic sword fight ensues."
Zomg That Happened! (ZTH): I don't know how else to title this. But a point is awarded whenever something actually follows the books- even if it's slightly different. Because if I didn't award points to moments that happen in the books but are off by a person, place, or thing, then this tally would probably remain at zero.
I'll add up the tallies at the end of each chapter, along with the total. If you catch one I missed, feel free to inform me.
I'd also like to take this time to add a disclaimer...
Disclaimer: I do not own Legend of The Seeker, Richard, Kahlan, Zedd, or Darken Rahl (Damn!). I also do not own any other oddities or pop-culture references that I may bring up in future chapters. All I own is a computer, a phone chord, and a pair of flannel pajamas.
Also keep in mind that I love the TV show and the books, even though I will probably be more mean to this season than last season.
If you like this, feel free to poke my Season 1 Parody of this show.
Now that I have bored you with my pointless ramblings, let's get to the action!