Professor Slughorn welcomed his class of sixth years for one of his favorite lessons, brewing amortentia.
Horace was as always ready to resolve all the sexual tension in the air and of course report back to the staff room to let everyone know. Every teacher had their bets on ships at hogwarts. Currently they were waiting for wolfstar to wolfstart!(yes I just did that).
This class in particular had so much tension to release that he knew it would be exciting. James was still silly for Lilly while she 'detested' him, Remus and Serius were so oblivius he wanted to shout at them, et cetera.
The only maradaurs present were Remus and Peter, both of which actually cared about not getting detention.
The class started brewing their potions and Horace observed that Frank Longbottom and Alice Prewett were staring at eachother with giddy smiles. Horace was internally fangirling at the first match of the day.
Lilly Evans had a look of frustration as she stirred her pot angrily. Horace beamed and had many fluttery feelings at her trying to suppress her feelings for James.
Suddenly the two absent maradaurs made their dramatic entrance.
"Wow Lilly, you must have bathed in that perfume of yours today for it to smell this strong!" James exclaimed. Ok Horace was defiantly fangirling right now with a beam.
"Oi shut up you! All I can smell is - ummm - uhh - those fresh sweets from the dining hall!" Lilly shouted back.
Sirius walked in and Horace panned his attention to him and Remus.
"Moony, care to explain why the whole room smells like chocolate" Sirius asked slyly.
Horace watched turned to them no longer caring about using his prepheral vision.
"I don't know pads, mind awnsering me why the whole room smells like your perfumes and ciggerettes?" Remus nonchalantly asked.
Horace definitely did not squeal.
Sirius looked confused for a moment before muttering "you smooth little..." making Remus and him stare at each other before Peter and James pushed their heads together.
Their lips connected and stayed like that. Horace lost all control and started to squeal before calling it a day and running to the staff room where all the teachers waited.
They all looked up at him with smiles of anticipation.
"WOLFSTAR IS CANON" he yelled making all the teachers jump around and squeal. Anyone walking past the staff room would be externally worried and confused at the ruckus.
Horace loved the Amortentia potion.