[Dan's P.O.V]
We finished our make-up challenge, cleaning up the fallen lipstick that ruined our perfectly good carpet. I blame Phil's lips for that. I was about to go clean my face off before Phil started talking.
"Hey Dan, what will we do if that really does get showed on TV?" Phil asked, giving his thinking face. I almost snorted at how cute he was. I liked Phil for a while, of course half the phans already knew this. Except for Phil himself.
"I don't know, probably going to end up with the rest of our life disasters." I shrugged. Phil just shrugged along and sat down on the bed. I sat next to him. I wonder why he was so concerned. It wasn't like him.
"Oh I forgot, one of the fans posted a comment about this thing called the Hat Fanfiction!" I wondered what that was. I knew about fanfiction, looking threw the Danisnotonfire hashtag on tumblr. Man, some of the Phandom members were odd, but we all are anyway. "Maybe we should look at it!"
"I'm not sure, our fans are pretty strange. We've already read one of their fanfictions, you also gagged." I shuddered, remembering the skin fanfiction. It was really odd. Phil just smiled.
"Well, it's probably like that! And besides, nothing could be weirder then that fanfiction. It's probably about Hats, like it entales!" Phil pointed about. Oh, what's the worst they can write. I nodded in agreement and got my laptop. I searched the hat fanfiction and started to read it.
*LE TIME SKIP*
Phil was in the restroom throwing up at the current moment. That was not funny, or about hats. It had a hat but not exactly for the right reason. Phil came back, his make-up smeared. I grabbed the blindfold and put it on him. I heard a small 'what' from him before kissing him, pushing him against the wall. I couldn't help it, the adorable look he gave me coming out of that bathroom.
He put more force on his end and soon turned into a steamy make-out session. I fell down onto the bed, Phil on top. I switched our positions and soon reached for Phil's shirt. He cooperated and took it off. His fingers reached for the end of mine and slipped it over my head.
"Phil, before I continue, I have to ask so I don't get sued for rape, do you love me?" Phil stopped and hesitated before answering with a yes. Soon, his pants were slipped off. And so were his boxers. His throbbing erection was visable and mine was too soon. I kissed Phil with passion, entering his mouth with my tongue. Our slimy wet tongues collided and I flipped him over. I slowly entered him, hearing his moans.
"Dan~!" He called, making me even more excited. After I entered fully, I started to thrust in and out. His panting became faster and so did my thrusts. Soon I felt myself reach my climax and cummed inside. Soon white liquid was pouring out of him, meaning he did too. I turned him back towards me and kissed his soft, dirty, red lips.
"I love you Phil."
"I love you too, Dan."
[MY HORRIBLE ATEMPT AT PHANFICTION. THANK YOU FOR READING AND BYE. PS DO NOT READ THE HAT PHANFICTION!]