THIS TAKES PLACE IN THE FUTURE!
One day, i was sitting at home watching tv when my girlfriend Lauren ran into the room yelling "THE NEW NARUTO'S HERE!"
I turned off the tv and sat on the floor next to here where she tore the copy of Shonen Jump! out of the plastic it was in and placed it onto the floor opening to the first page of naruto chapter 800. Everything seemed normal then all of a sudden the pictures on the page seemed to move...
"Huh?" I rubbed my eyes to make sure I wasn't dreaming, but when I opened my eyes, I wasn't sitting on the floor in my appartment. I was falling towards the earth, which was now a couple miles below me. I quickly turned my shadow into a pair of wings and flapped them as fast as I could, but unfortunately i was going too fast and i just kept dropping. All of a sudden I heard "TAJUU! KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU!" and a tower of people appeared and grabbed me. those people looked just like, NARUTO?
The Naruto's brought me safely to the ground, where 4 people who looked like sasuke sai kakashi and sakura were standing on the ground waiting.
"What the hell were you doing?" the sakura yelled, "are you, crazy free falling from that high?".
The naruto got rid of the clones and said "you sure were lucky that we came along and saw you, otherwise you would be a pancake right now." The kakashi said, "were you maybe testing out a new jutsu? i saw a large flash just before we saw you falling." As soon as he said that, my naruto headband fell from the sky and hit me on the head knocking me out.
Sai picked up J's head band and said "he is from the leaf. yet there is no ninja registration number on his headband... " Kakashi picked J up and began carrying him, he then said "well, we cant just leave him, so we'll take him to the hokage to see what to do with him." The quad began to walk towards what J would soon call his new home.