In a forest, somewhere on a planet who's name goes with Greek mythology, two blue creatures rode on animals that would best be described as...badly animated.

"Shh...I heard something over there" The male creature said as he pointed his nose-less face in the direction of more trees.

"It was an animal, they're all around us, who cares." The other one said, not really caring. "Is this movie over yet?"

Just then, Iron Man flew down in front of them and blasted the animals in the face. "I am Iron Man, and even the effects in my movie look more real than this."