"I got a good feelin' about this shit, Lunchbox." Jay said. It was night as
he and his hetero life mate Silent Bob stepped from a bus at the station.
"This town is fresh, I can feel it. We can make us some mad drug money
here, boy! Probably get some fine-assed bitches, too. And no fuckin'
restraining orders against us from no fuckin' gay-assed clerks, neither!"
Silent Bob enthusiastically nodded.
"What's this town called again?" Jay asked.
Silent Bob pulled out a map of California and pointed to a spot.
"Oh yeah. Sunnydale. All we gotta do is find a place where we can get some
business. Fuckin' a high-traffic area. Now let's see." Jay began looking
around for a place to start poisoning the minds of Sunnydale's youths.
Silent Bob pointed out a town map that was on the wall of the bus station
terminal.
When they had approached the map, Jay put his finger on a street corner
that was near the edge of town. "That looks good right there. Let's go,
Limpdick!" they exited the terminal and began making their way to the spot
Jay had chosen.
After wandering through various alleys and side streets, the two merry mischief-makers decided to walk through a cemetery as a short cut, which is common of people in Sunnydale. The duo had gone about half way through the dark graveyard, when they were surrounded by four silent, dark figures who appeared as if from nowhere. They were all wearing the typical dark, dirt-covered suits that all newly undead, unburied vampires wear. Jay and Silent Bob were of course unaware of who or what these men were. Jay broke the long, eerie silence by asking, "Yo, youse guys wanna buy some weed?" In return to Jay's offer, the four did what all vamps do, which is turning from their pale, human faces to the wrinkled, demon-ish faces that are always used when they were ready to feed. "WAAAH! What the fuck?!" Jay yelled, "Flee, fat-ass, flee!"
They turned to run, but soon found out about the incredible speed that vampires possess, as their way was blocked by the same four who were previously in front of them. "Shit man, what's up with these guys?" Jay said, as Silent Bob gave him a frightened shrug. "The fat one looks good", one of the vamps said to the other. "Good for what?" Jay asked, "Oh shit, Lunchbox, they're gonna make us toss the salad!" "WHAT?!", another one of the demons said, "We're gonna kill you, dumb ass, we're not gay." "Oh, good, man." Jay replied, with great relief in his voice. Silent Bob slapped Jay on the shoulder, reminding him of the fact that they were going to die. "Oh yeah, right," Jay said "Go get 'em Silent Bob!" Silent Bob gave Jay a look as if to say "No fucking way, chucklehead." Jay responded with "You're my muscle, aren't you? Go kick their asses!" "Can we get on with this?" the first vampire said, as the four moved in on Jay and Silent Bob. "Shit, Lunchbox! We're gonna die!" Jay yelled.
After wandering through various alleys and side streets, the two merry mischief-makers decided to walk through a cemetery as a short cut, which is common of people in Sunnydale. The duo had gone about half way through the dark graveyard, when they were surrounded by four silent, dark figures who appeared as if from nowhere. They were all wearing the typical dark, dirt-covered suits that all newly undead, unburied vampires wear. Jay and Silent Bob were of course unaware of who or what these men were. Jay broke the long, eerie silence by asking, "Yo, youse guys wanna buy some weed?" In return to Jay's offer, the four did what all vamps do, which is turning from their pale, human faces to the wrinkled, demon-ish faces that are always used when they were ready to feed. "WAAAH! What the fuck?!" Jay yelled, "Flee, fat-ass, flee!"
They turned to run, but soon found out about the incredible speed that vampires possess, as their way was blocked by the same four who were previously in front of them. "Shit man, what's up with these guys?" Jay said, as Silent Bob gave him a frightened shrug. "The fat one looks good", one of the vamps said to the other. "Good for what?" Jay asked, "Oh shit, Lunchbox, they're gonna make us toss the salad!" "WHAT?!", another one of the demons said, "We're gonna kill you, dumb ass, we're not gay." "Oh, good, man." Jay replied, with great relief in his voice. Silent Bob slapped Jay on the shoulder, reminding him of the fact that they were going to die. "Oh yeah, right," Jay said "Go get 'em Silent Bob!" Silent Bob gave Jay a look as if to say "No fucking way, chucklehead." Jay responded with "You're my muscle, aren't you? Go kick their asses!" "Can we get on with this?" the first vampire said, as the four moved in on Jay and Silent Bob. "Shit, Lunchbox! We're gonna die!" Jay yelled.