AUTHOR'S NOTE:  I own none of the following people or the idea of Survivor.  I just got bored one afternoon after the end of the first Survivor show and came up with this.

RATED: PG

Xena Survivor

Sixteen Grecians are forced to abandon ship in the middle of the Aegean Sea.  They are forced to live together on a remote, deserted island, no godly powers allowed.  Every third night they will have to face Godly Council where one member will be voted off.  The last remaining member will walk away with one million dinars.

The contestants

Xena

Gabrielle

Joxer

Ares

Aphrodite

Hercules

Iolaus

Autolycus

Solan

Alti

Jason

Jace

Meg

Callisto

M'Lila

Lao Ma

Day 3 – Alti attempts to steal thoughts in the spiritual realm to influence voting.  Her plan

backfires as she is unanimously voted off.

Day 6 – Ares, unaccustomed to mortal life, does to little work to be considered useful and

is made to vacate the island.

Day 9 - Aphrodite receives foul votes because she is new to "the mortal hygiene thing."

Day 12 – Too many arguments stem from Meg, killing her fighting chance at Godly

Council. 

Day 15 – Tension grips the members over Xena and her unknowing son, Solan.  Solan

pays the price to ease the tension.

Day 18 – Xena catches Autolycus trying to steal the one million dinars.  Autolycus is also

unanimously booted off.

Day 21 – Old Hunters' tricks fail Iolaus.  At Godly Council, hunger pangs spell painful

votes for Iolaus.

Day 24 – Jace's irritating habit of singing nonstop echoes with a resounding vote against

him.

Day 27 – Lao Ma's message of peace becomes too oppressive for the castaways.  Callisto

heads a revolt against her and snuffs out the flame of peace.

Day 30 – Hercules disagrees with Callisto's revolt.  His use of force and strength sends

him hurrying back to Greece.

Day 33 – Jason expects everything to be done as he says because he is king of Corinth. 

Failure to adjust his attitude sends the king on his royal way home.

Day 36 – As the days drag by, M'Lila is seen teaching new pressure points to Xena.  The

others deem her as dangerous and promptly extinguish it. 

Day 39 – Callisto fails to compromise on anything.  Rather, she resorts to temper

tantrums and screaming.  Xena is at constant war with her.  She is seen slinging

her Chakram and is also deemed dangerous.  Joxer's radish stew upsets both

Gabrielle and her stomach.  She retaliates and threatens him at cooking knife

point.  At Godly Council, the evidence is reviewed.  After a painstakingly long

vote, Joxer is proclaimed the winner.