Chapter 1:
Llama's meet Katniss
Caaaaaarrrrrl, why is there blood all over the carpet?!
This was not me what are you talking about
Carl, your feet are covered in it
would you believe me if i told you it was corn syrup and food dye
No Carl I would not
How about some melted crayons
Carl, just tell what it is.
Fine, its blood from a hunger games celebrity
Which one?
The female lead…
Caaaaaaaaarrrrrrl, Katniss was my favorite!
I found her quite annoying.
Carl-
And brutally stabbing her made eating her face that much more enjoyable.
Carl, where's her heart?
I needed it for my meat dragon.
Carl-
And not just any heart would do.
( Meat dragon roar…)
- Did you finish your meat dragon, Carl?
Maybe!
It's terrifying Carl
Thank you
The End
Authors note: A special thanks to my friend Nausicaa without whom this wouldn't be possible:)