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"What the heck –"

"ugh, what?"

"Why are you still in bed?!"

"um…sleeping?"

"It's past noon!"

"Sleeping in?"

"You're such a lazy jounin!"

"hmmm, sexy chunin…"

"W-what?!"

"Hmm…"

"Don't fall asleep while I'm talking to you!"

"I thought you were yelling at me."

"Don't smart mouth me."

"Hmm…"

"Hey ! –"

"I was having such a wonderful dream…"

"…I shouldn't ask…"

"It involved a sexy chunin…"

"…and that's why I didn't ask…"

"Though...I think the real thing would be a lot more enjoyable."

"Go back to sleep, Kakashi."

"EH? Come back Ruru!"

"Either go back to your dream, or get up."

"I think both can be accomplished."

"Y-YOU! Y-you pervert!"

"Hmm? You're the one that woke me up…in more ways than one."

"I-I can't believe you!"

"Should I make you believe me?"

"Why did I wake you up!?"

"Because you love me?"

"ARGH!"