And oh yeah, standard disclaimers apply, so get off my back you blood sucking parasites. Lawyers, I swear to God.
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"This has better be good." The man said as he walked into the war room, tired and more than a little annoyed that he had just been awakened from the first good night's sleep he had in years.
"Oh it is General. It's very, very good. We've located him." His subordinate smiled.
The general's face went white as his jaw dropped.
"Blonsky, you had better be absolutely sure you know what you're talking about." The general said as he walked closer to his subordinate and looked out into the huge room filled with radar screens, monitors, and dozens of men working hard and round the clock.
"General Zhukov, I wouldn't have sent for you if I wasn't one hundred percent sure of this." Colonel Emil Blonsky replied to his commanding officer.
"Why don't you tell me where he is?" Zhukov, a stout man of about fifty said sitting in his chair.
"Of course General. As you know, we've been on the lookout for the illustrious Doctor Banner ever since his "death" last year. There was enough evidence to support the idea that he may very well be alive. We've gone with every lead and eye witness report we could scrounge up ever since that day. Unfortunately, most of those are hoaxes. Until, today." Blonsky smiled as he picked a remote up from the table and pointed it at a screen, "Intel reports in Colombia have mentioned the existence of a "monster" in those areas doing battle with local revolutionaries. The battle was apparently very one sided. One of our men in the area got these pictures."
The video plays on the screen showing several revolutionaries fleeing for their lives, shouting in Spanish. Machine gun shots are heard going off as well as the occasional explosion of a hand grenade. Drowning out all those sounds however was a very loud, very guttural roar.
"The leader of the revolutionaries, Carlos Phoomie, was something of a weapon's collector and had in his possession an eighty ton tank that he himself rode into battle in hopes to turn the tide against the creature." Blonsky said as the tape suddenly jumped forward.
Something gleaming shot through the sky on the film and General Zhukov had to squint to try and make it out.
"What is that Blonsky?" Zhukov asked.
"An eighty ton tank, sir." Blonsky replied.
The General's eyes went wide.
"Amazing. Though if we know, then we can only assume the Americans know as well." Zhukov started, "And they're much closer to Colombia than we are."
"True sir, but they don't have Piecemeal like we do. We can locate Banner within a one hundred and fifty mile radius if we just know the general area he's in to begin with. The Americans don't have that." Blonsky stated.
"Has Putin heard about all this yet?" Zhukov asked.
"Not yet sir. I had thought that you would wish to contact Moscow to let them know."
"And I will." Zhukov began as he stood up and turned for the door, "Are we absolutely sure we can contain him?"
"Without a doubt sir. Just leave that to Piecemeal." Blonsky replied.
Zhukov smiled, "You know once we get him, Russia will no longer be a laughing stock. We'll be a super power again. It's been far too long since we were anything but."
"This I know sir." Blonsky smiled to the General's back.
"I'm going to call Putin. I can't wait to hear his reaction to all this. We'll go down in history Blonsky, mark my words. We'll go down in history as heroes." Zhukov said as he walked out the door.
Blonsky smiled as the General left and then replayed the tape again, watching the tank fly through the air in the distance. He played it again and smiled. Before playing it again.
"Heroes and gods."
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Just so everyone knows, this is based on the Hulk movie. I have no idea why there's no Hulk or Spider-Man category in the movies section but there's one for the X-Men. Those stinkin' muties. Anywho, this picks up where the movie ended. I really hope you all enjoy it.
Oh and on a side note, the name Carlos Phoomie…well back in the seventies there was one of those Hostess Fruit Pie/Twinkie ads that had the Hulk in it and you know how those things always have lame enemies. Well in the particular one I'm talking about the bad guys were the "Phoomie Goonies" a sort of South American revolutionary group, so now we all know where that came from don't we? Don't forget to review.