This is a series of one-shots I'm writing about Murphy's Laws in the 5-0 universe. They will be updated when I have the time and ideas. It will never be fully completed. Please review.

Police Laws

The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They punch, kick, and choke harder too.

Detective Danny Williams was once again following his partner, former SEAL Lieutenant Commander Steve McGarette into a firefight with only him as his back up. Following right behind Steve as they rounded as corner of a warehouse where a group of drug runners and their dealers were holed up, ready to fight their way out and hopefully take out the 5-0 officers on their way. Steve stopped at the entrances of two hallways leading into different directions. Waving his hands to indicate that he would take the left one, Danny moved up next to Steve and bumped his shoulder against his as he accepted the extra magazine that Steve held out to him. Steve rubbed the back of his hand against Danny's hand as he released the magazine. Moving down the right hallway Steve stayed close to the side, listening to the sound of Danny's footsteps as they faded away. Continuing down the hallway as it came to an end with a door, Steve opened the door to a set of stairs leading up to a second level. Opening the door at the top, he eased his way around the side keeping low to the ground, in case anyone noticed him and started shooting at him and trying to kill him, again.

Moving to the edge of the catwalk that was wrapped around the room, Steve glanced down noticing that the dealers were in the middle of the room. The sounds of them planning to escape were easy enough to hear, they weren't even trying to really keep their voices down. Following the catwalk around the room Steve froze as he noticed movement out of the corner of his eye. Danny was crouching behind a stack of crates with his gun aimed at the group. Pulling out his cell phone Steve messaged to Danny to start shooting on his signal. When his phone vibrated Danny jumped slightly, pulling it out and glancing around after he read it, Danny noticed Steve crouching up on the catwalk above his head, Danny calmly raised his hand and flipped him off. Laughing to himself Steve used his hand to gesture from them to the bad guys while raising all five fingers before lowering them, one after another.

When the final finger was lowered Steve started shooting the dealers, immediately he killed three of them. Running up to the edge of the catwalk, Steve grabbed a chain attached to the celling and threw himself over the side, using the chain to control his descent to the ground. While Steve was getting down from the catwalk Danny dropped two of the dealers and wounded two more. Hitting the ground in a crouch, Steve fired and hit one of the men Danny had wounded and killed him. Seeing Danny placing the other wounded suspect under arrest, Steve looked around accessing the damage and the body count. Turning he didn't duck fast enough as a fist came from behind him, hitting him the side of his face and sending him crashing into a set of crates.

Attempting to stand Steve jerked as the assailant grabbed his throat from behind him and started squeezing trying to crush his wind pipe. Grabbing hold of the arms around his throat Steve flipped the man on to his back, unable to doge as the man still had a hold of his throat the kick that he sent caught him in the upper chest tossing him five feet away. Feeling the wind get knocked out of him Steve didn't get up in time to meet the kick the dealer had drove into his ribs with all his might, cracking some of them. When he lifted his leg back to kick him again Danny appeared beside him with his claspable baton out and sent it crashing against the dealers jaw and check knocking him out on impact. The dealer crashed to the ground next to Steve who immediately drove his fist into the other side of his face in revenge.

"Damn Super Seal, you got your ass kicked."

"Danno did you see the size of him? He had at least six inches and probably eighty pounds on me, he was built like a freaking tank."

"Welcome to the world of the short people Steven."

"You just got your ass kicked by a gigantism tank human combo, I the amazing detective had to come save the Super Seal hide. I can't wait to tell this to Chin and Kono."

Do and die. Bye the way how did you know that your hit would knock him out with a single blow like that, it mostly take two or three blows in my experience."

"You, McGarette are a giant kid, have you never not been one of the tallest people around? Anyone who has spent time fighting people who sometimes are half a foot taller than them learn the weak spots of being tall real quick and the fast way to knock them out and on their ass. Just like that."

"Danno you got to how me how to do that."

"We'd have to find another giant."

"We have a volunteer right here."

"The governor won't appreciate it."

"Full means and immunity, this is a training purpose to make us more experienced cops and enable us to better catch criminals."

"No you just want revenge."

"That too."

"You're a bad influence on Kono."

"So were doing it?"

"Ya it's been a while since I've been able to use my nap tap."

"Is that whats it called."

"Yep and ill use it one you if you don't let me drive my own damn car."

"Keeper of the keys drives."

"Really, we're going there?"

"Book'em Danno."