Mumbled Discoveries

Summary: Set during the episode Chris Crossed. Paige watches over Chris while he has been infected and hears some things she'd rather not.
Ookay, I know it didn't happen anything like this, but it would have been much more amusing, right? .

Paige frowned as she took in the dishevelled and sweating appearance of their white lighter. She reached out and placed a hand on his forehead. He was burning up. She wondered whether a cold compress might help, she was debating whether or not to get one when Chris interrupted her thoughts by mumbling something.

"Bianca, do you think this will work?"

Paige froze; he had her full attention now.

"What if they find out who I am?"

Paige tiptoed closer to the couch. He was still unconscious.

"What if I accidentally use my powers in front of them?"

Paige gasped as silently as possible. His powers? Was he talking about his white lighter powers? Is that why he never healed them? That jerk!

"You're right." He mumbled, continuing his conversation with Bianca. "No, you keep the ring."

Ring? He was married to that evil bimbo? Paige glared, hoping he could feel it in his state.

"Yes, let's do it one last time before I leave."

It? It as in… it? Oh god, where was Leo? Stupid Leo leaving her to watch over Chris. This was so, well, eww!

Chris looked like he was about to say something else, so Paige leaned down and shook him hard.

"Trust me buddy, you do not want to be continuing that little story you have going on there." She said harshly. "Or I swear I will-"

"Paige? What are you doing? A voice came from behind her.

"EEP!" Paige said in surprise. She turned around to find Leo giving her an are-you-crazy look.

"Uh…" Paige started, "Well, see, the thing is. I was just…" she paused and pasted what she hoped was an innocent look on her face. "What?" she tried again. "Shaking unconscious people doesn't help them?" She put her hands on her hips. "Well, you could have told me before." she huffed.

Leo watched, baffled, as she hurriedly ran upstairs.

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