It was a normal day in the house of the gods. Many of them were resting or just chilling out on balconies or some were hard at work.

Expect for Pacifica Southeast. Along with her husband Dipper Gleeful. They were in their shared art studio scuptling the humongous beast that stood tall and proud before them.

Now let me tell you these two were equally competive and Dipper had a really bad temper so when they both finished they both proudly determined themselves as the winners let's say some tension had entered the room.

After what seemed like an eternity of swapping glared Dipper yelled demonically, "I've won!!!!!!!" And then threw a gremloblin in the room destroying both their amazing sculptures.

After an awkward pause words were spoken once more. "Ok, I admit I overreacted, but . . ." Before he could finish Paz gave him a quick "Forget this shiz, I'm out" going into a cave and sulk.

*Another time and Place*

Darkness was everywhere thanks to Dipper. See if you remember Pazzie is the sun goddess and without sun we're basically screwed.

"Ughhhhh. What's the point of farming if there's no sun. Nothing can grow. And it's freezing." A farmer by the name of Jeffery called to his friend other the other side of the field.

"I'm hungry. My family's hungry. That's why." Greg replied hiring his shovel on the ground in frustration.

"Then why not kill our livestock?"

Greg paused to look at his lifelong friend. "Aren't you a vegan?"

"Nope apparently not."

The two turned to see a group of attractive demons behind them. So they did what any rational person would do. They ran the hell out of there.

"Wait! Cone back!"

"Yes! We need to kill you!"

"Yes, but in a very sexy way!"

*More timeskip*

"Ok fellow gods we need to do something about this!" A male unimportant God pounded his fist on the table.

An unimportant goddess scoffed. "No, really Sherlock!"

The others ignored her while another God jumped into action. Carrying a box he approached the cave of Pacifica. Then he gently emptied the contents of the box revealing chickens.

This guy's plan was to lure her out using chickens clucking so she'll think it's time to rise the sun. And also because she loves her chicken Hanna. Guess what?

This plan didn't work.

"All who say Gabe should be fired say aye!"

An enormous 'Aye' rose in the air. So Gabe got fired. Then other gods set up a mirror so when Paz saw her reflection she would . . . I don't know why they did this and neither did they.

"How is this going lure her out?"

The God opened his open only to close it. "I actually don't know."

*Oh look more timeskip*

Mabel Gleeful approached her reverse self, who was knitting a blue sweater, with caution. She had a plan to get Paz out but her plan was really . . . I don't even know how to explain it.

"Hey, Pines?"

Mabel looked up from the sweater and smiled. "Hey other Me. What's up?"

Gleeful took a deep breath, "As you know Pacifica Southeast is in a cave."

Pines nodded, "Yeah I've heard. Is there anything I can do to help?"

Gleeful nodded. "Indeed, but I'm not really sure you'll be down to do it."

Pines threw her head back and laughed. "Try Me."

Gleeful took a deep breath. "I need you to lure her out . . . With a strip tease."

Ok. That's not werid to say.

After a moment of awkward silence Mabel (Pines) grinned widely. "Sure!"

Gleeful looked back at her with great disbelief. "You're serious?"

Pines shrugged. "Yeah. I mean it'll save the world right? Let's go!" And onward they went.