"I want to write fanfiction!"
That one sentence Shingo had spoke to him rang in his head. Naoki could only just frown as he dug through his pockets for his house keys, only to clumsily drop his bag when he finally fished it out. He stood on the porchstep, grumbling, collecting the papers that had fallen out of his bag.
The redhead opened his door with difficulty, his key being jammed and making Naoki go into a state of panic, before pulling it out and finding he had inserted it upside down. His eye twitched as he could finally open the door and flop on the couch, complaining out loud.
"I'm so tired..." He muttered, words muffled as he dug his face into the pillow.
He sloppily threw his bag onto the coffee table, heading for his room, but of course not before tripping on the stairs, yelling as his vision wobbled as his head was knocked up and down. He grumbled, his whole body aching, and he sluggishly rubbed his eyes.
He climbed up the stairs again, this time being sure to latch onto the supporting bar, and opened the room to his door, sloppily crashing onto his spinning chair.
But of course, his luck wasn't getting any better.
He had overdone the jump, the law of gravity ruling over as his body weight leaned to the side, making him crash on the ground. At the same time, his head knocked into the wood of the frame of his bed.
"God damnit..." He cursed out loud, rubbing his head and pushing his chair back upright. Naoki felt absolutely miserable now, and could only hope this weird 'fanfiction' shit would cheer him up. He started up his computer, and began to search.
"Fan... fiction.." He murmured to himself as he typed out the words, and almost immediately, the results showed up. Naoki clicked the first result, watching with wide eyes as a page he had never seen before unveiled itself.
He immediately grew curious, trying to find the section of Fanfiction with "Cardfight! Vanguard". It had taken him a while, before he could actually find it, dull yellow orbs shifting back and forth as he read the titles and summaries of the online stories.
A specific one caught his interest, the characters included were Kai and Aichi, rated M. Not even bothering to scan the summary, he clicked on the underlined blue title and began reading.
It was probably the worst mistake he had ever made.
As he read every word, his huddled up on his chair, clenching his head, mixed feelings of disbelief and anger floating in his mind. He wanted to throw his computer out of his window.
"What the fuck?!" He swore out loud. Kai... and Aichi... They would never!
He scanned more of the fanfictions, and as he read more and more, more and more holes were punched into the wall, as he attacked the ball.
"Must... regain... manliness!" Naoki panted, before collapsing on the bed. The redhead had always hated reading, but this was on an entire different level!
He glanced out the window, seeing Aichi and Kai walking together, obviously enjoying themselves, smiles on both of their faces. An image quickly flashed into Naoki's mind and he ducked back under the wall.
"I will never think of you two the same way ever again.." He muttered, before breaking into a bout of gross sobbing.