Friends Season 11

Episode 3: TO At The Bing House

(Scene: The Bing House, living room)

(door bell)

Monica: Chandler can you get that?

Chandler: I can't, I'm uh...with the twins.

Monica: Really? Because I'm standing in the nursery right now and there are two sleeping babies in their cribs.

Chandler: Yeahhh I'll get it.

(answers the door.)

Joey: Hey!

Chandler: Hey man, come on in.

Joey: (looks around) Wow, it's so big.

Chandler:That's because it's a house, Joe.

Joey: I know that.

Chandler: Hey! You want to see the game room?

Joey: Yeah I do!

(exit)

(door bell)

Monica: I've got it. (opens door)

Rachel: Hi!

Monica: Hey! Welcome to the Bing House. (pause) Oh Man! I've always wanted to say that! Come on in.

Rachel: (looking around) Oh Mon, it's beautiful.

Monica: I know!

Rachel: Isn't it beautiful Emma?

Ross: (enters) Rach Do you want me to grab the gift now or wait?

Monica: Gift?! CHANDLER GET IN HERE WE GET A GIFT!

Rachel: Now I guess?

Monica: CHANDLER!

Rachel: (to Ross) Get the gift! Get the gift!

(Ross exits in a hurry)

(Scene: Nursery. Monica and Rachel are looking at the sleeping twins.)

Rachel: Monica, I've only been here for a couple of minutes, but I've got to say you really seem like you know what you're doing.

Monica: Yeah?

Rachel: I mean, when I had Emma (looks at her, who she is holding) I had no idea what I was doing.

Monica: Sure you did.

Rachel: Do you not remember my baby shower?

Monica: Oh right.

Rachel: Seriously, how do you do it? And with twins?

Monica: What can I say, I'm a super mom.